Flying Soon…? Kinky!

Airline crew subdues passenger with duct tape!

CNN Story Highlights

Crew whips out duct tape after passenger fights with attendants & blind person

Why the duct tape? United crew says ankle cuffs kept slipping off the suspect  

(Scarcely Related, Unfortunately)
Mile High Club How-To Tips:

1. Take the red-eye
2. Take advantage of airplane booze
3. Don’t be shy
4. Dole out the cash for a fancy flight – Mile High Atlanta is a charter-plane company that lets couples join the club for $379
5. Sanitize, Sanitize, Sanitize