You May Have A Drug Problem If….

2008 November 6

42-18830757You may have a slight drug problem if you’re arrested for stealing eight piggy banks holding over $2700 in loose change.  When times are tough, stupid crimes are surely to increase!

What would I do first with that kind of jingle?

Lots of slots
Order pizza delivered to the closest Coinstar
Glue a trail of them to the sidewalk
Pay my rent in socks stuffed with $25 each

How would you spend your pocket sagging fortune?

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