You May Have A Drug Problem If….
2008 November 6
You may have a slight drug problem if you’re arrested for stealing eight piggy banks holding over $2700 in loose change. When times are tough, stupid crimes are surely to increase!
What would I do first with that kind of jingle?
Lots of slots
Order pizza delivered to the closest Coinstar
Glue a trail of them to the sidewalk
Pay my rent in socks stuffed with $25 each
How would you spend your pocket sagging fortune?
