Pretty Girls Are Like Cars That Need A Lot Of Oil

That’s what he said, no really – that’s what this little, punk kid said in the book he just published, How to Talk to Girls.

My question is how this lil guy got published:  Did he win a coloring contest at his local Albertson’s or something? 

The picture below reminds me of the the movie The Good Son just a bit, and I think he may actually have a better PR team than Britney.

I wonder if he can help this guy: