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FYI – They’re Hiring

Please don’t assume I’m a prick for posting this because I’m seriously hoping to find myself waiting tables over the holidays, but the Chuck-E-Cheese position on my Monster.com saved search results is pretty funny!  If you’re in the market for a new opportunity, please include me as the referring individual as the company has free whack-a-mole tokens for any referred new hires!

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November 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Seth Green, The Soup, & Robot Chickens

How random can life be?

 

For Mar & Kt

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

A New VW Is Hitting the Market

vw-tiguan2009 VOLKSWAGEN TIGUAN (WTF does that mean? Oh wait, it’s a combination of the German words for tiger and iguana, um, ok)

BASE PRICE $23,200 for S with manual transmission; $24,300 for S with automatic

AS TESTED $25,340

TYPE Front-engine, front-wheel drive, five-passenger, compact sport utility vehicle

ENGINE Two-liter, turbocharged and intercooled, in-line four-cylinder direct fuel injection engine

MILEAGE 18 mpg (city), 24 mpg (highway)

TOP SPEED 131 mph

LENGTH 174.3 inches

WHEELBASE 102.5 inches

CURB WEIGHT 3,433 pounds

BUILT IN Germany

OPTIONS Rear-seat side air bags $350

DESTINATION CHARGE $690

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Read a review here.

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Attention David Beckham Fans

Check out this video I happened to find and if you’re like me, the pic showing at the :21 mark is the hottest. See, I’m a legs guy.

Or, you can watch this even hotter one, after the jump. Continue reading

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Hotness | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Beauty Is A Click Away, The Deception Continues

See the pics below? Well, they’re from a creation called the “beauty machine” or something to that effect, and it can basically take your picture and make you look (more) beautiful based on many fancy, technical, mathematical, algorithms, etc. So people can now have even more reasons distort their true appearances and when meeting someone from online you can still have the frightening pleasure of feeling duped. Gotta love it! Note: Do you notice in all of the pics the lips are plumper? So if you got em, flaunt em!


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After the jump is more of the article. Continue reading

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Britney Goes To The ‘Circus’, Protect The Weave Girl!

britney-circus1So, I tried to make a play on words and yes, it was kind of lame…but, the new CD is called Circus and The Sun seems to have heard a few tracks. It sounds like little miss Cheetos gets a little dusty and dirty on some tracks.

Apparently, there’s a song called “If You Seek Amy” that seems innocuous enough, but it has an entirely different meaning.

It goes: “All the boys and all the girls want to if you seek Amy”. That clearly doesn’t make much sense.

What you hear, though, is the quite shocking statement: “All the boys and all the girls want to fuck me.”

It’s a great track. A stomping robo pop number with clattering kettle drums and Brit being quite frank about the opinion she holds of herself.

“Kill The Lights” (which we already posted here) focuses on the star’s relationship with the paparazzi, the lights referring to flash bulbs. It’s a brilliant disco banger with an elastic bass line and plenty of spooky keyboard work.

During “Kill The Lights” Brit addresses her camera-toting tormentors with the brilliant line: “Is that money in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

Should be interesting if she can handle the pressure of promoting the album and the impending world tour. Oh yeah, keep reading if you want the full track listing for the album. Continue reading

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Music | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Vegas Update – Lindsay & Samantha Are ‘PURE’

We were walking through the hotel and saw that Lindsay Lohan was being advertised as having an appearance at PURE Nightclub in Caesars Palace here in Vegas, with special DJ Samantha Ronson. I always like the support the sistas you know, so I decided to check it out. It was interesting because we had gotten VIP passes earlier in the evening but when we came back to the hotel/club after venturing out to a few bars (one being 8 1/2, you can figure that one out), there were swarms of people. It was a very velvet-rope experience where people are trying to get picked by the security to come in, that kind of thing. Well, we three gents had those “VIP passes” but more importantly, we flashed a little green to the guy and voila, we got in.

I half expected it to be all hype without it actually being cool, but it was AMAZING. Maybe 4 dance floors, multiple levels, you could actually get drinks, all that good stuff. It was PACKED though and full of the beautiful people. Ladies, I have to say that I’m glad I’m gay cause you all were bitches! But I digress. There was a dude on the roof doing magic, there were little cabana type booths where you could rent an area for $475/bottle (think Grey Goose) with a 4 bottle minimum – they then provide the mixers and ice. Worth it? For a big enough group, it could be really be fun even though it’s still expensive. Overall, I was really impressed with the vibe, the design, all that stuff. The hype was real, and I was really hyped. And drunk. 

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All this leads me to this video I found of Lindsay and Sam at PURE and it just felt so weird to actually be there. Too bad I wasn’t the dude dancing up on Lindsay at the end, now THAT would’ve been a good story. 

Have a look by clicking here.

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Music Video | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Strimpin’ Aint Easy!

Just a little boy in drag initially, but hang in there until the 33 second mark and it gets much better! 

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Don’t Tap Your Little Last Season Disney Shoes At Me, Honey!

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Beyonce Wants To Be Wonder Woman

So Beyonce was giving an interview with L.A. Times and expressed an interest in playing the iconic female superhero Wonder Woman. Here’s her quote:beyonce1

“I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?”

Um, I guess it could be cool – I mean, I’m all for doing the unexpected and can appreciate that she would want to have a go at it. Hell, I wouldn’t mind being Spider Man actually, well, because I would love to have a trainer whip me into shape to wear that little leotard thingy, doesn’t every little boy want to be a superhero? Ok, enough daydreaming, this isn’t about me. 

What do you think about Beyonce wanting to play Wonder Woman?

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November 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Movies | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Best 30 Minutes Of My Week!

I don’t know what it is about seeing a whole batch of Ambush Makeover recipients, but I just feel so uplifted and encouraged.  It’s more than just seeing these ladies put together, looking their best, and thinking about the potential that’s hidden within a few of my friends.  There’s something about the hope of instant transformation.  I imagine many of these ladies were likely complacent and indifferent to their circumstance and then in the twinkling of a commercial break they were rejuvenated into completely different people. 

So if you have a few minutes and would like to share in the moment, check out the best thing that has ever come out of the today show:   What Happened to Grandma?

Short on Time?  I’ve got a few pics for you after the jump…

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November 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Inspiration | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Want A Hot Ass?

statue1Last night I was walking through Caesar’s Palace and I came across this statue, and I just had to take a picture. Not because I have some deviant thoughts (that I would admit), but it made me think about hitting the gym and definitely made me think about how one gets glutes like this bitch (who clearly needs a tan) standing there in the walkway, bragging about the perfection that most people’s genetics deny them. Or is it a combination of genetics and discipline? I think that’s probably it but it’s easier to blame genetics isn’t it?

Anyway, I thought I would find some tips on how I can target the bum, and I found some exercises from Fitness Magazine, so click here to get one step closer to a firm ass.

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Need A New Laptop?

laptop-pornoIn these tough economic times, Wal-Mart is trying to do their part to help. Among the thousands of price roll-backs, there’s a Compaq laptop that seems to be a good value and it’s available on a one-day holiday sale for November 8. Here are some of the specs and while it’s probably a really basic computer, I find that most people just want a computer for email, cruising the web (job hunting perhaps, let’s just call it “job hunting” anyway), and perhaps some games. 

$298 Compaq CQ-139WM 15.4″ laptop with 2GB RAM and 160GB hard drive.**
(prices could vary slightly)

Click here to read the whole press release from Wal-Mart.

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lifelike Photoshop

I must admit, Elements is the best copyright infringement I’ve ever participated in because this is what Photoshop would look like in real life. 

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The group that brought my guilty pleasure to life documented their efforts – check out their flickr timeline.

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, technology | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Britney’s Kill The Lights – Leaked

Check it out here and save yourself the time by not having to sort through the 300 instrumental versions all over the web -Mark your calendar for Britney’s album release date, Dec 2. 

What a nice comeback!

November 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Inspiration, Music | , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment