A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

911 Transcript – November 4, 2008

(operator): 9-1-1, state your emergency.

(caller): He stole it all … it was my turn! Yes we can? [redacted] we can! I got a slogan for you: If you got a vagina, sayonara … that [redacted] even rhymes …

(operator): Ma’am would you like to report a robbery?

(caller): Hell ya, bitch! You tell me? Has a man ever taken something from you? You ever have to return a custom-made inauguration pantsuit because of a man? Get that fat-ass, Bill Richardson, on the line – New Mexico should have been mine. All the blue ones (15 seconds of sobbing) … they should have been mine. New Hampshire, sweet, sweet New …

(caller’s husband): (Aside) Put some clothes on, [redacted]. (Into the phone) Heya, I’m sorry, she’s been doing shots every time a state closed its polls. I literally had to pull her out of the pool after Pennsylvania – that was three hours ago. What’s your name?

(operator): Sir, do you need an ambulance sent to your residence?

(caller’s husband): That depends, honey. Are you going to be in …

(caller): O-Bastard stole my presidency! I swear to god I’m going to stick Joe Biden so far up his ass that Joe the Plummer won’t be able to help either one of them!

(caller’s husband): Hill … Hillary! Hang up the other line!

(caller): Florida! I won you. I hate all of you in that state – every single last one of you. But I won your stupid primary that didn’t count. Ohio, you [redacted]! I did everything short of cutting off my left tit for you! This is how you thank … (caller hangs up)

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Like An Icon (Congrats Madonna!)

From Drowned Madonna: Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet Tour continues to be an extremely enormous success. Billboard Boxscore has published the official and confirmed concert stats (grosses, attendance) for the recent North American concerts in New York City, Toronto, Chicago, Montreal, Vancouver, Oakland, Boston, and East Rutherford.

These 16 North American concerts posted in Billboard Boxscore have grossed $45,878,544 and attracted an audience of 285,596 people. Added with the $116,029,569 in grosses and 939,990 people from the European leg of the tour, the tour has so far grossed an incredible $161,908,113 and played to an audience of 1,225,586 people. There are still at least 25 shows remaining to be reported to Billboard Boxscore. Although this tour is not yet over, it has already exceeded the 1,210,294 people that attended The Confessions Tour from 2006. This tour will also easily outgross the solo artist record-breaking $194,754,447 concert grosses that was grossed on The Confessions Tour.

With one of the biggest worldwide selling albums of the year, a huge hit single, and a phenomenally successul tour, Madonna is still a colossally successful and relevant music star. Congratulations to Madonna!

“No one’s gonna stop” you indeed. Another two videos from the show after the jump.

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Shameful Shout Out!


Me Too!

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Dear Paula – TTYN

Paula Abdul had a very, very loyal fan (some would have considered her a little over possessive) and unfortunately something happened. 

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Rosie Shares The Light

Rosie wants us to know:

2 weeks from 2 night
8 pm live from NYC
a variety show 4 u
love me

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I’m thankful for you, Rosie. Click here to learn more about the upcoming variety show special.

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‘Whatever Martha’

Has anyone seen this show on Fine Living? My friend Kimberly sent it to me and says it’s hysterical, but check it out for yourself by learning more here. Kudos to Martha for being in on the joke.

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Is He Gay? Take The Quiz!

Maybe your gaydar needs a little tune-up.  Here are a few videos that may give you some ideas on how to know what’s really going on…

Intermediate Level Quiz

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Take the jump for the AP Quiz…

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Is It Too Early For HSM3 To Be On DVD?

There wasn’t as much singing as I’d hope for…


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Maybe The Dingo Can Eat Your Baby!

16 Toes Does Not A Nursery Rhyme Make!



This little piggy went to market, this one went to the store, this one went to town, this one went to school, this one went somewhere, this one wanted to go to college but couldn’t, this one wanted to watch tv, this one got on my last nerve, this one looks like his daddy, this one is a bastard, this one talked to the wolf, this one is hungry, this one is crazy – for real, this one ain’t no good, this one looks like the other one, and this one is out of breath, all the way home!

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Amy Winehouse Is Un-Bee-Hiveable!

As she delivered cheese toast to the pappayahtzee, Amy was captured missing her trademark updo! 


Here’s an Amy quote regarding her hair from a prior interview, “The more insecure I feel, the bigger my hair has to be.”

So, I guess that means she was having a good day….?

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Breakfast With Barack!

General Mills is really launching a Wheaties box with Barack as a sponsor; every morning of the campaign was christened with a bowl full during the election.  


In related news, Sarah Palin has volunteered to help President Elect Obama by creating a PSA dedicated to the importance of putting the cereal in the bowl before the milk!

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God Says “NO!”

In a recent interview with Fox News, Sarah Palin describes a conversation she had with God regarding her 2012 plans.  View the complete transcript here!

Could the caption below explain it any better?


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Rihanna + Justin = ‘Rehab’

Check out the short preview for the next Rihanna release, “Rehab”. Does Justin being in it make it better or worse?

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MadTV Goes Bye-Bye, For Now Anyway

Sadness, one of my favorite past times is going away as Fox has canceled one of its longest-running shows, the late-night sketch comedy veteran MadTV. So long Stuart, I will miss thee terribly.

The Saturday night mainstay’s current 14th season will be its last on the network, say Fox sources confirming a report on Defamer.

Yet the show’s co-creator David Salzman says he’s not giving up on the program and plans to shop “MadTV” to cable networks and other outlets.

“There’s a long list of parties that have called us, including a few very recently, and we’re going to start conversations with them very shortly,” Salzman says.

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Palin Would Love to Help Obama


I bet Sarah Palin would love to “help” Obama and I sincerely would like to see a whole lot of “it takes a village” type of action going on in Washington – all with the common interests of Americans and the challenges that face us all right now. Palin is someone to watch for sure, and her chutzpah does impress me, but then she says stuff like this and it confirms my doubts about her:

About William Ayers, she says: “If anybody still wants to talk about it, I will,” she said. “Because this is an unrepentant domestic terrorist who had campaigned to blow up, to destroy our Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol. “That’s an association that still bothers me, and I think it’s fair to still talk about it,” she continued. “However, the campaign is over. That chapter is closed. Now is the time to move on and make sure all of us are doing all that we can to progress this nation.”

Sarah Palin responds to her critics’ attacks with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer and then later on “Larry King Live.” I wonder if the Republican pundits turning on her will make her go Dem? Once you go Dem, you don’t go back – I just wanted to say that. Click here to read the rest of the article.

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