A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

Lady Gaga Shows Up, Immediately Combusts

***Update: Lady Gaga finally shows up majorly late, “sings” two songs, crowd surfs, gets pulled off the stage by her dancers, and then gets whisked away by security. Two freakin’ songs after we waited for HOURS! Such a shame because she has such promise but Perez, this is something Madonna would never have done. Love her or hate her, M is a pro and always has been. Time for another successor, because Lady Gaga ain’t it.

And oh yeah, since I’m ranting, the venue totally sucks – you practically have to go through a metal detector to get in the joint, even with a stamp on your hand. So if you go outside, prepare to wait in line again with the newcomers, show your ID, then show your stamp again, etc. Then once inside, good luck getting a drink while the aging sorority girls in their kitty-cat-showing short skirts can’t seem to make up their minds. “Like, OMG, let’s get shots you guys! What do you want, what would you like Tina, can we pay with 4 difference debit cards?” Shit like that. 

The guys are actually cool there, but the girls look like they either are for hire or want to make adult movies which they probably will later in the night, but without money changing hands. At least be a smart whore, come on now! This was definitely another “Thank God I’m gay” evening. 

  

11:30: Where the fuck are you, opening for NKOTB before this and leaving us hanging. Standing in a straight bar, drunk as hell, waiting for the bullshit to start. I’m sure I’ll rave shortly.

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Music | , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Need Help Getting Through The Holidays?

Sure, the economy may be a Debbie Downer this year but Christmas Spirits may be just thing to get you holly, jolly, or some yule log action…

Here are a few favorites:

drink1Bailey’s Minty Mistletoe

 

drink2Cîroc Champagne Cosmo

 

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

She Doesn’t “Love Thy Neighbor”

crossAre all Christians good? One woman wants to plead her case – read this hysterical piece. Or should it be ‘peace’?

November 22, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , | Leave a comment

A New Advil, I Might Have To Try This!

Sometimes when you’re feeling just too peaceful, too happy, and perhaps even too stoic – this might be a solution for you. I wouldn’t recommend slipping it to that devil-bastard of a boyfriend that might not be able to express anything more than a monosyllabic grunt here and there, but I can’t control what you do, now can I? Wink wink.

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From The Onion:

Wyeth Pharmaceuticals unveiled a new pain-causing line of Advil this week that will help millions of benumbed, hollow consumers to feel at least somewhat alive for up to four hours.

“Advil Release delivers a soothing burst of pain when cold and listless Americans need it most,” Wyeth CEO Bernard J. Poussot said during a press conference Monday. “Just two capsules can deliver all-day relief in the form of searing, life-affirming agony; the kind of agony Advil users trust when being a pale specter of humanity adrift in a meaningless and uncaring universe is just not an option anymore.”

According to Poussot, the new drug works by delivering a powerful stimulant straight to the brain’s pain center, causing an intense stinging sensation all over the body. If taken regularly, the deadening futility of day-to-day life will be temporarily washed away in a flood of blessed and cleansing torment.

“Two fast-acting, long-lasting Advil Release taken three times a day are recommended for anyone who is convinced he or she will never laugh or cry again,” Poussot said. “Teenagers who see no difference between being dead or alive, nor why it makes a difference either way, may require twice the suggested dosage.”

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , | Leave a comment

BlackBerry Storm Arrives

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, technology | , , , , , | Leave a comment

No More Downward Dog For Devout Muslims

42-17779064According to Malaysia’s top Islamic council, Yoga can corrupt devout Muslims.  “It is inappropriate. It can destroy the faith of a Muslim,” Council chairman Abdul Shukor Husin told reporters.

Equally odd, they also placed a ban on tomboys about a month ago. 

Really? –  Really!

November 22, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Inspiration, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Atlantic City, Are You Ready for Madonna?

Not much left of the Sticky and Sweet Tour, so live it up Atlantic City, Atlanta, and Miami. Next stop, Mexico and South America. 

Nov 22 – Atlantic City
Nov 24 – Atlanta
Nov 26 – Miami 

Nov 29, 30 – Mexico City 
Dec 3, 4, 6, 7 – Buenos Aires 
Dec 10, 11 – Santiago 
Dec 14, 15 – Rio De Janeiro 
Dec 18, 20, 21 – Sao Paulo 

November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Music | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

BGs Need Luv 2

And Shortae here isn’t taking ‘No’ for an answer from anyone!  She may look very familiar too.  Kymberlee was Hung Up with Madonna back in 2005 and looks to be moving forward with her passion.  It’s hard to believe that some “So You Think You Can Dance” equivalent turned her down. 

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Yang Yang Is Ornery Because Of His Medulla Oblongata

angry_panda_emotions_by_yayumi_chanA 20 year old student wanted to hug Yang Yang, an adult panda, so he jumped the fence and surprisingly got bit in the arm and leg. 

In case you don’t know, pandas ain’t cuddly; I hold Jack Black responsible.

November 22, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Movies, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

It’s ‘No Doubt’ Time to Play

No Doubt is going to be hitting the road in 2009 with hopefully either a collection of songs before or after. Check out the “IM Session” from their website, pretty exciting stuff! I’m in!

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Music | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sasha Fierce – Diva

It’s like a female version of A Millie!
Where you at Shane Mercado?

November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Music, Music Video | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

PSA- I didn’t call you because I respect you.

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Diddy & Beyonce Want Your Help To Refill Danity Kane!

Take the jump, view the preliminary contestant videos, and cast your vote! 
TRUST ME, you’ll be glad you did.

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Best Gift Ever!!!

bodum_travel_press1You can thank me later but I’ve found what is likely to be the best gift you can possibly find this holiday season.  The Bodum Travel French Press is functional, environmental, affordable, and thoughtful!!! 

If you’ve never tried a french press for your morning brew then I recommend that you pick up one for yourself.  I’ve even tried stank-ol-Foldgers in a french press before and I would have sworn I was drinking the smoothest thing ever.  

I did the leg work for you and the cheapest place to find this item is at Amazon.com (Approx $14 including tax & shipping).  Just be sure you pay attention to the shipping estimate because they appear to be in demand and some of the delivery estimates are weeks rather than days.

November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Go green | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Without Auto-Tune, 2008 Would Have Been….?

No longer used for slight imperfections (Avril) nor able to stop a trainwreck (Kim Zolciak), the Auto-Tune certainly made its debut in 2008. 

Here are the Auto-Tune’s Greatest Hits :

Lil Wayne – Lollipop
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
T-Pain feat Lil Wayne – Can’t Believe It
Ron Brown & Jim Jones ft. Juelz Santana – Pop Champagne
Young Jeezy ft. Kanye West – Put On
Cher – Believe

Of all the aforementioned, I’m most thankful for technology’s contribution to helping Wezzy.

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment