A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

Fun With Cards

Silly times, Hot Damn!

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November 29, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

2008 Smut Awards – Highlight Of The Year!

There’s no time to waste as the 2008 Scandalist Awards voting is currently underway.  The hours on end of ‘year in review’, ‘who’s bankrupt now?’, and ‘who’s boinking who?’ VH1 shows are one of my fondest holiday events.  Get in on the action, proactively!!!

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Here are some of my favorite categories/nominees so far:

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GO VOTE!!!

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How To Steal Stuff – A Tutorial

Thanks for the pointers, Jack!
(Now, get yourself a haircut!)

Vodpod videos no longer available.

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Test Your “Real Housewives of Atlanta” IQ

We’ve had tons of traffic as a result of the Real Housewives of Atlanta ladies, and now it’s time to put your learnings to the test. Click here to see if you’ve done your homework! What I ask in return is that you share your scores in the comments, don’t be selfish now! 

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November 29, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Italian Men Do It Better

According to this MSNBC article, Italian men are considered the most handsome men in existence. With a survey of nearly 10,000 men and women in 12 countries, they also noted that hygiene and confidence are the other factors in considering someone “good looking” or not.

This is a revelation to me because most of the women and men I know find the most attractive attributes to be (in no particular order): Penis size, smile, car they drive, if they’re married or not (shockingly, if they are married, they are hotter), how much money they have, and last but not least, the hotness factor is in direct correlation to how shitty they treat them.

Also, let’s be real here, if they’re hot all that other shit doesn’t matter. I watched Average Joe, I know how this stuff works!

After the jump, I have put some pictures of some hot Italian men because, well, it’s Saturday.

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November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Clubbing + Guns = No Fun

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When I’m getting ready to go to a club I go through quite an extensive process. 

  1. Tooth brushed – check (yes, I said tooth)
  2. Shirt pressed – check (sometimes)
  3. Jeans fit well – check (usually)
  4. Cologne in all the right places – double-check (Oh yeah, and I’m including south of my border)
  5. Wallet – check (even if it’s empty, I might as well bring it – ain’t no saying I won’t be earning money that night, otay!)
  6. Keys – duh, check (I can’t exactly teleport myself there, hello)
  7. Gum – check
  8. Chapstick – check, depends on availability of space in number 3 above
  9. Jacket in case it’s cold – check

No place on my list is a FUCKING GUN. What is wrong with people?

Check this story on TMZ about NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress and his accidental self-shooting. I just don’t understand why guns are that readily available and even moreso, why you would want to go to a club if a gun is actually needed! Can’t have no fun on the dance floor with a gun in your pocket – not to mention it’s totally false advertising IYKWIM!

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Did Anyone Have a “Virtual” Thanksgiving?

As many of you might have seen during the CNN live elections, they were able to broadcast hologram images into the CNN studio, or as I prefer to say, “beam” them in. Well, just think about where this technology could lead us! No longer will we have to sit in traffic to go to the folks’ house, to endure childhood resentments, and to make fake nice with your sister’s new “beau” that will likely not be around by the time the dishes are washed. You know the situation. 

So, have a look at this video and just imagine the possibilities. You could say something to the effect of, “I know you like Billy more than me and by the way, I did steal that beer in high school and yes, I did have dirty, filthy sex in your bed when you were at that work conference!” And then “CLICK”, you beam out.

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And it’s good for the environment as there’s no travel involved. Genius!

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Greetings From The Tundra

c-akariI jest, I jest – it’s a very beautiful area with the best mudpuddles you’ll ever see. Having said that, I miss posting and being in touch with civilization so here I sit in Long Beach, WA at a restaurant called Akari. It’s got really great tea, corkboard tables, and what I’m hoping to be an amazing Eggs Benedict. Or should it be Eggs Been-A-Dick, cause I’ve been a real pain in the ass this weekend, well, until the Hot Damn hit my bloodstream!

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November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Party in Antarctica – Floating Disco Available

ice-hotelIs it another figment of our imagination or is yet another large sheet of ice about to break free in the Antarctic? Perhaps P. Diddy could rent it and have a super-fun White Party or something. I mean, since we’re contributing to the demise of the ice shelves, maybe we can at least have a party while doing it. Pass the glow sticks, the candy rings, and lollipops because I’m ready to roll on down to the dirty south.

Read an excerpt of the very serious story after the jump. Continue reading

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Give It To Mama… Don’t Be Afraid To Touch!

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Pump It, Pump It > Get It, Get It

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Tell Me What You Don’t Like About Yourself

Nip/Tuck Returns January 6th!!!

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Hotness, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment