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Britney Hits The Road – Microphones Needed?

Starting in her home state of Louisiana, she’ll hit the road for what appears to be a mini-tour from March through April of 2009. Will she actually sing on this tour? 

Click here to see the lineup so far.

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Pussy Loves Pussy?

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MTV’s Making The Band, er Bond

Diddy, I guess I can’t really hate that your ego is so big that you really think you’d be a great 007.  Furthermore, if you can drop that much jingle on an audition tape, then why not bamboozle some executives over some Cîroc to let you produce it yourself, cast the 2 remaining members of DK with you, and put good ol’ Donnie Klang in it as your sidekick? 

Hell, if we’re all just coming up with stuff, then congrats – I just wrote your storyline.

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All Is Forgiven, W!

Well since you said ‘Sorry’, I guess I forgive you.  But you’ve got to promise that you’ll never mention that ‘do-over’ craziness eva, eva, eva again!

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Other interesting quotes from a recent interview with ABC:

  • “I’m sure some people voted for Barack Obama because of me…”
  • “I can’t guarantee that we’ll get all our money back, but it’s conceivable we could.”
  • “I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so.”

So essentially, the economic condition is not his fault, we can hope in one hand and poop in the other, and he helped elect Barack.  Alright – NEXT!

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Andy’s Got A Boyfriend

Its only been 8 (TV) years since he was creativly making ends meet simultaneously being both a sole proprietor and still tax exempt (if you need a refresher, DH comes on daily on Lifetime).

I’m happy for him, and the guy’s a plastic surgeon too – hollur!

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He Didn’t Fool Anyone

arab-sheetSure Haji Yakub, we believe that you were ‘only’ dressed in a burka to avoid being caught by NATO troops.

In addition to your offenses against humanity, we are adding your dreadful choice of outdated linens as a heinous crime against fashion; sky blue is so 2004.

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Real Housewives of OC – Let The Drama Begin!

real-housewives-oc-vickiDoes anyone care about Vicki? Still, I guess it’s sad that her marriage seems to be wasting away and heck, maybe that’s why she’s so frigid. Chicken or the egg, which came first?

Watch it here.  Or watch the ladies at lunch here. I kind of like the new girl, Gretchen. Gold-digger or no?real-housewives-oc-gretchen

 

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Britney & Madonna Reunite “For The Record”

Britney reunites with Madonna and I wish I could’ve been there. I like them both, and no matter what you think of M, you know she’s a smart one – too smart sometimes. Britney is, well, um, very sweet. Continue reading

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Listen to This: Kanye’s “Bad News”

A song about a jilted lover, symbolizing the grief and heartbreak one might feel from learning of the demise secondhand. It’s a haunting song, give it a listen and buy the whole CD here

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Red & White Shoes Don’t Work With That Outfit

Fashion is very hard y’all. Red & white shoes or no? *wink*

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Buddha Bank – Make Daily Deposits

budha-bankEvery little bit helps in this world, making karmic deposits in both literal and symbolic ways. Well, now you can do both with this little Buddha Bank.

And if some devil-bastard tries to break into my little Buddha Bank to rob me blind, I will surely not only beat their ass but they will also immediately suffer a crippling case of stomach gas cause that’s what the back of the box said. I made that last part up, but I’m sure it would’ve been on there if the box had been bigger.

In all seriousness, it is an adorable little resin reminder to look at each day and so far, I already have enough loot to buy that 40-ouncer after a hard day of channel surfing. Not a fan of green? Well, check the other colors here.

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Change Sucks

Whether you’re broken up with, laid off (ahem), or simply have to move trailer locations, there are distinct stages of change and I’m still trying to figure out what stage I’m in. Maybe there should be a “fuck you” phase cause that’s definitely how I still feel. But to get a bit more clinical, check out the chart below and the descriptions of the change phases after the jump. 

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Sundance Channel Airs ‘I Am Because We Are’ on World AIDS Day

Learn more about the documentary here. Watch a preview here

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Britney ‘For the Record’ Recap

Basically, if you didn’t see the documentary last night on MTV, you really didn’t miss much. I mean, it was really interesting and well made, and it even provoked feelings out of my cold heart, but there was nothing truly revelatory except for one really honest scene. Below is a recap of that scene:

There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.”

After saying that, Britney breaks down and cries while talking about those in her life who she talks to but who don’t apparently hear her. Suddenly, in the film’s most honest and revealing moment, she says simply, “I’m sad.”

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Dance Flick – 2009

Move over Terry Crew & White Chicks – y’all bout to get replaced as my favorite stupid-ass movie!

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