A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

The Future Of Drum-N-Bass

Be very afraid D&B D-Bags, once tiny techno bot here gets upgraded a few times then how are you going to pull in your club-hoppin raggamuffin snatch?

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December 12, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Music | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I Need To Get My Roots Done, Can You Spot Me?

Blondes may have more fun, but being a Brunette is cheaper… 
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Denver – “I didn’t have any clients Wednesday so I cleaned one of my client’s houses,” said Tatum Taylor, owner of Denver’s Sanuk Studio.  “The gray-haired people still come. They are your bread and butter — they are not going to give it up,” said Taylor. “The ones that were just highlighting for fun cut me out of their budget. They’re doing their own color and they just go longer in between haircuts.”  Color doesn’t come cheap so many salons said their typical blondes were opting for a darker shade so its more low maintenance.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Onch In A Tub – Such An Ethical Dilemma

This hot garbage will be all over the web before I finish my blurb.  Believe me, I understand that you may have doubts when I state that Mr. ViewOfTheC and I have some level of morals but we both had intestinal discomfort about putting this crapbag on our site.  But then I thought, ‘What if Joel McHale does a Onch shout out this weekend and we miss the opportunity to join in the fun?”.

Here’s a compromise – Sweet Tart (below) can further help you lose any food cravings for at least 5 hours if you visit Dlisted

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December 12, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Looks Who’s Back, Shady’s Back

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Eminem has revealed details of his long-awaited new album, “Relapse,” in an exclusive interview with Billboard, conducted via email. The set is due next spring from Shady/Interscope.

Eminem is working on “Relapse” with longtime collaborator Dr. Dre, who put his own album, “Detox,” on the backburner to help bring the project to completion.

“Me and Dre are back in the lab like the old days, man,” Eminem says. “Just him banging away on tracks and me getting that little spark that makes me write to it. I don’t have chemistry like that with anyone else as far as producers go — not even close. Dre will end up producing the majority of the tracks on Relapse.’ We are up to our old mischievous ways … let’s just leave it at that.”

A handful of songs intended for “Relapse” have leaked online, most recently “Crack a Bottle,” leaving Eminem “really heated. It wasn’t close to finished, and it even has me doing guide vocals for Dre as a suggestion of how he could lay his verses down. It’s like someone catches you peeping in your window before you got the Spider Man costume all zipped up! Nobody is supposed to see that. We are gonna finish it up though and get it out there how it’s supposed to be.”

Read more here

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Music | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

A Note From PETA

A little holiday video card from Ingrid Newkirk
1) Watch Ingrid's short video and you'll see how your support for PETA this year helped end the abuse of so many dear animals. 2) Please help us build on this momentum to bring about a more compassionate world in 2009 by making your tax-deductible gift today.

Please accept my deepest thanks for your support of PETA’s hard work this year. I am especially grateful that, even in these challenging times, you never forget that it is animals who suffer the most.

No one is more important to PETA and the animals we serve than you. I am sure you will help us protect even more animals from abuse and neglect in 2009. Your tax-deductible, year-end gift to PETA today will help us stop animal suffering in all its forms in the coming year. 

In this brief slideshowI’ve highlighted some of the remarkable successes that your support over the last year has made possible. Please note that a few of the images from our investigations may be unsettling and they are slides 22 and 23 if you want to skip them.

From convincing global companies such as H&M to stop selling wool from mutilated lambs to our groundbreaking first steps in making horseracing less cruel, PETA’s efforts are having an impact. The footage from our undercover investigation of an Iowa pig farm—which led to 22 criminal livestock abuse and neglect charges against farm workers—is a testament to the difference you make for animals with your generous financial support. 

I do hope that you’ll be inspired by what you see and will consider making a generous gift to PETA today so that we can bring about even more changes for animals, no matter what challenges lie ahead. Whatever you can do for animals this holiday season will be of enormous help and will be truly appreciated. 

On behalf of everyone here at PETA, thank you for everything you’re doing for animals. Our best wishes to you this holiday season. 

Kind regards,
Ingrid Newkirk
Ingrid E. Newkirk
President

P.S. The lifesaving victories we won this year show that we can create a more humane world for all animals—and your personal commitment made it all possible. Please make a tax-deductible donation today. Thank you.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Animal Protection, Did you know? | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Virus Alert – Share With Your Friends!

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest LCBO and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ghetto Gyno, When You Gotsta Be Fresh!

Starring Mike Epps, Ron Livingston, and Lindsay Sloane.

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December 12, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

It’s Full of Stupid Up In Dem Der ‘Hills’

With The Hills coming to an end for this season, I think it’s time to revisit the “special” relationship between Audrina (Ceiling Eyes) and Justin Bobby (Douchebag). They say much, but say nothing – it’s hysterical!

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December 12, 2008 Posted by | Funny, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

When Nerds Rule The World..

All will be well within the universe.
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(See The Tree In Action)

 

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘American Idol’ Mixes It Up for ’09

According to a memo that’s been circulating around FOX, a few changes are going to be made for the 123rd season of American Idol. Some of those being:

  • For the semifinal round, “American Idol 8” will have 36 instead of 24 contestants
  • The audition episodes will be reduced while the pre-semifinal Hollywood round episodes will be increased
  • The wild card round will return, giving eliminated contestants the chance to compete for one of the top 12 finalist spots
  • The show’s focus on “bad singers” will be minimized
  • “Idol Gives Back,” the show’s charity telethon, will not air this year.
  • The memo also revealed that “there will be a couple of more 2-hour shows than in the past” and that the series’ “promotional thrust will have fewer bad singers and more ‘aspirational’ singers.”
  • Although the memo says no Thursday episodes are planned, the show will have the “same overall number of hours as last year,” but with some changes to those episodes’ focus. 
  • Season eight will likely have four episodes, since two episodes air every week and the memo says “there will be 3 weeks of auditions and 2 weeks of Hollywood rounds.” 
  • One less week of auditions

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, TV Shows | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hi Mom, Glad To Know You’re Doing Well…

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Animal Protection, Did you know?, Funny | , , , , , | 1 Comment