A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

‘The View’ From Here: Mediocrity

In an effort to no longer have true conflict on The View, Sherri Shepherd tries to run interference between Melissa Etheridge and dumb-bitch Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Melissa had her down on the mat and just seconds away from a self-contradiction about her stance on Prop 8, and then Sherri had to jump in and claim they were out of time. Damn you Sherri and your beat-ass wig!

I love how they both claimed “love” for each other just to end it on a positive note. Well Elisabeth, I don’t love you – I loathe you. There, I said it. HUGS.

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December 17, 2008 Posted by | gay rights, TV Shows | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Vicki and Jeana Throw Down

Ooooh, drama with the Real Housewives of Orange County! Not that I actually care, but I’m pretty much always on the opposite team of Vicki. 

Watch what happens.

Or maybe we can settle this the right way.

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Funny, TV Shows | , , , , , | Leave a comment

This Toaster Is More LinkedIn Than I

He can bronze a bagel, surf 3G, and update his facebook status simultaneously. 

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A Merry Meep To You Too!

Thank You Muppets!
You’ve officially wiped away my bah-humbug tude!

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Is There Such A Thing As Non-Drunk Karaoke?

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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it at least five times now – I wait for the day with auto-tune karaoke parties.  

Makes me want to grab a beer and break out The Bodyguard Sing-A-Long & my Kim Zolciak Bootleg “Tight Rope – Baby!”

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If Santa Were Honest…

If Santa were honest in his letter-writing, here’s what he might say:

Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas.  I’v ben a gud boy
all yeer.        Yer Friend, Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling.  You’re on your way to a career in lawn care.  How about
I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell?  I’m giving your
older brother the space ranger.  At least HE can spell.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!              Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn’t they?

Santa
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True Talent Personified

Thanks to John for sending this over. 

true-talentTHINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

 

 

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Britney and Ellen – Video

I’m a bit behind and yes, you’ve probably seen this everywhere. But in the event you turn to us for the hard-hitting, edgy news, look no further for here it is. It’s pretty funny, as almost all of Ellen’s trips to the neighborhoods are. 

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Music | , , , , | 1 Comment

First Look Trailer, X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Mmmm, Ryan Reynolds. That’s enough for me!

Here’s the synopsis: An origins story that chronicles the early life of James Howlett (Jackman) and his relationship and eventual falling out with Victor Creed/Sabretooth (Schreiber), and his fateful entry into the Weapons X project.

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Movies | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

5 Dirty Foods – Not THAT Kind of Dirty People!

While I was away in Dallas, I was sent this interesting article about what’s in some of our favorite foods and what exactly makes them “dirty”. Now my other “dirty” thoughts about eggs have dissipated and my life will never be the same. Continue reading

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

And The Snow Falls…

The snow is all over the place right now, covering our ground here in Seattle, creating a tranquility we rarely get to experience. Kinda-sorta related, a friend sent me this video and I’m really diggin’ it, so have a listen! Oh yeah, his name is James Wetzel and here’s his Facebook page

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Inspiration, Music Video | , , , , | Leave a comment

Attention Kelly Clarkson Fans

She (Kelly Clarkson) has a new blog, and it’s one-way communication – she posts, and no comments allowed. I personally love her so I can’t wait for her new stuff and with Texas on my mind, how can I not?

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Plus, she reminds me of my female BFF in Dallas – my “Grace”. Speaking of my T, check her out finishing her first marathon.

Amazing, inspirational, all that stuff – T, you are an impressive woman!

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness, Inspiration, Music | , , , , , | 1 Comment

A Little Baby Momma Drama On NBC

Being plugged as “The Most Anticipated Show of the Year” is a bit of a stretch, and I may just have to “Call Goldberg -800 600 6014” to see if I can’t scratch up a little Truth in Advertising Settlement against Momma’s Boy to hold me over for 2009!

Khalood Bojanowski is the epitome of nicesty.  She’s lucky that this show was on NBC and not a spin off of Mean Girls; nothing makes my holiday complete like a good ol’ fashioned BEAT DOWN!  

I’ve got $20 that she’s sportin’ a Palin bumper sticker.

December 17, 2008 Posted by | TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Showcase Showdown Foolery, and “Fantasia” Is Pissed Off

Today’s Price is Right contestant guessed the EXACT price of his showcase during the “Showcase Showdown”. You know that “Fantasia” is about to cut his ass too, you know, since her house is now on the auction block. Watch the video after the jump. Continue reading

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So Sweet, N’est-ce Pas?

baby-hippoBaby hippos are born underwater at a weight between 25 and 45 kg (60–110 lb) and an average length of around 127 cm (50 in) and must swim to the surface to take their first breath. A mother typically gives birth to only one hippo, although twins occur at an unknown ratio. The young often rest on their mothers’ backs when in water that is too deep for them, and they swim underwater to suckle. They also will suckle on land when the mother leaves the water. Weaning starts between six and eight months after birth and most calves are fully weaned after a year. (source)

Now you and I know a little bit more about baby hippos.

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Animal Protection, Did you know? | , , | Leave a comment