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Paris Got ‘Got’ In Mulholland Estates 90210

The recession is over for an unknown hero after pulling the oakie-doke on Paris Hilton and bringing home over $2MM of stolen merch.  The L.A. Times reported that the starlet’s Beverly Hills mansion was bamboozled around 5AM on Friday, Dec – 19.

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Although robberies are up all over Beverly Hills, I’d like to know alibis for the usual suspects:  Onch, Lauren Conrad, & Richard Simmons

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If You’re Bored, Don’t Do This…

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What Not To Do During An Interview

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“Get Bent, Tax Man!”

Coinstar stock rose 3 pts today!
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Indiana – A man showed up at the city-county building in New Albany to pay his property taxes with more than $21,000 in coins.  Frank Alford loaded a garbage can with $21,333 in Susan B. Anthony dollar coins, and he carried a sign that read, ‘Property taxes gone wild’.  

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Here’s $300, Please Spawn No More!

crackabbay1Whitney & Amy albums aside, when is it a good idea to give a crack head $$$?  What if it was to convince them to participate in long-term contraception so they’ll avoid further reproduction?

Project Prevention in Tuscon, AZ has already worked with nearly 3,000 drug addicts who have each received $300 for exhange of their fertility. 

Possible Ethical Dilemma….?  What do you think?

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If You Live In the Northwest…

Please bundle up, get some candles, edible undies, and plenty of blankets. Which of those “is not like the other”? In all seriousness, be prepared for this:

A major storm with wind gusts up to 90 mph and snowfall that could be a much as a foot deep was moving in from the Pacific, the newspaper reported.

This accumulation could pile on top of ice and snow left over from earlier this week. All major schools in the Seattle-Tacoma area were closed Friday, CNN affiliate KIRO-TV in Seattle reported, as roads were too icy for buses to navigate. 

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Bush: And The Hits Keep Comin’

bush-devilYou might know that our current President is scrambling to get a whole lot of things passed that might not be the best for the American people, and here’s one that’s just come up with many more to follow. It’s kind of like when someone gets fired and deletes their hard drive, steals a bunch of office equipment, and spills a bunch of cold water in the copier machines – I mean, I’ve heard that kind of stuff happens. 

The Bush administration announced its “conscience protection” rule for the healthcare industry Thursday, giving doctors, hospitals, and even receptionists and volunteers in medical experiments the right to refuse to participate in medical care they find morally objectionable.”This rule protects the right of medical providers to care for their patients in accord with their conscience,” said outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt.

The right-to-refuse rule includes abortion and other aspects of healthcare where moral concerns could arise, Leavitt’s office said, such as birth control, emergency contraception, in vitro fertilization, stem cell research and assisted suicide.The rule, to be published today in the Federal Register, takes effect the day before President Bush leaves office.

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