A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

You Wanna Watch “Top Gun”?

I literally have that little bit of vomit anticipating its launch into the back of my throat as I push these keys on my email machine.  Here’s a little HG about Lou Pearlman, or Greasy Lou – if you’re nasty.  Lou is the mastermind behind NSYNC, The Backstreet Boys, and O-Town among several other boy bands.  He’s now being investigated for making inappropriate advances at some of the kids under his management.  There’s an excerpt after the jump and I’ll get back to the reflux in a minute:

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January 23, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

High Five Cameos Abound!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Cracked Out Challenge, Part 1 – Can you count the number of High Fives in the video?

Cracked Out Challenge, Part 2 – How many cameo appearances can you name?  I’ll give you 1 for starters, Tucker Carlson; now go!

January 23, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Rush Limbaugh, STFU

What an ass, and not in a good way.

Rush Limbaugh hopes that Barack Obama fails. Hey Rush, if he fails our country continues to fail and also, newsflash: clearly how we’ve been doing things doesn’t work. So stop pushing your agenda and just get behind the man we have elected. Until he gives you a reason to detract from his efforts, can you just please shut the hell up for a bit. How about for a little OxyContin? 

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January 22, 2009 Posted by | Commentary, Politics | , , , | 5 Comments

Microsoft Makes Some Cuts

Not a huge surprise here, but Microsoft is cutting up to 5,000 jobs in the next year and a half, or 5.5% of its global workforce, citing further deterioration of global economic conditions.

The company also posted lower fiscal second-quarter earnings that missed analysts’ forecasts.

Microsoft will slash 1,400 positions immediately, with the rest of the cuts coming by June 2010. The company said it will save about $1.5 billion in operating expenses and $700 million in 2009 capital expenditure.

January 22, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy | , , , | Leave a comment

Oscar Nominations Are Here!

Color me happy, the Academy Award nominations are in. It looks like Angie and Brad can have an orgasmic morning with each of them getting nods. Let’s see, genetic perfection AND Oscar nods. Damn them!

BEST PICTURE
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire

BEST ACTOR
Richard Jenkins – The Visitor
Frank Langella – Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn – Milk
Brad Pitt – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke – The Wrestler

BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie – Changeling
Melissa Leo – Frozen River
Meryl Streep – Doubt
Kate Winslet – The Reader

SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin – Milk
Robert Downey Jr. – Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman – Doubt
Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon – Revolutionary Road

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams – Doubt
Penelope Cruz – Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis – Doubt
Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei – The Wrestler

DIRECTOR
David Fincher
Ron Howard
Gus Van Sant
Stephen Daldry
Danny Boyle

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Courtney Hunt – Frozen River
Mike Leigh – Happy-Go-Lucky
Martin – In Bruges
Dustin Lance Black – Milk
Andrew Stanton – WALL-E

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Eric Roth and Robin Swicord – Benjamin Button
John Patrick Shanley – Doubt
Peter Morgan – Frost/Nixon
David Hare – The Reader
Simon Beaufoy – Slumdog Millionaire

FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
The Class
Departures
Revanche
Waltz with Bashir

ANIMATED
Bolt
Kung Fun Panda
WALL-E

January 22, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Movies | , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama Dances Like A White Guy

See, it’ll be OK;  There’s no need to worry…
Watch the side-to-side bump at CNN.com.

January 21, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Politics | , , , | 1 Comment

How To Get a Straight Jock…

In 10 Easy Steps, from the movie Race You to the Bottom

Thanks Mark for sending this.

January 21, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Hotness | , , , , | 1 Comment

Real Housewives Gone Wild!!!

The DVD set will be out before you know it!  Joe Francis & Kim Zolciak were staging some closeness at Sundance over the weekend.  Indeed, it’s a match made in heaven because both of these two are fugly as hell!  I don’t really know if Kim could have found a better person to help launch her career further.  I bet she’ll be debuting her musical performance by singing in Asian porn by the end of the year! 

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What next, NeNe Leakes & Al Sharpton?

January 21, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Music, TV Shows | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

American Idol Produces Bad Hair

Clearly Adam Lambert, a contestant on Season 8 of American Idol, thinks his hair looks good. He has quite a nice face, but somehow ruins it with that hair that says, “Hey, I’m a douche.” Even if he’s not, I have to say this is a strong cry for the ban on “Emo” hair. 

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On a broader level, you know that a lot of people who try out are thinkin’ to themselves, “Damn, I got all gussied up and am ready to go to this ho-down and knock their shit out!”

And then they show up with their family-slash-ex-girlfriends/boyfriends to show the judges what they’re working with, while reinforcing my theory that people do in fact buy funhouse mirrors for the home.

January 21, 2009 Posted by | Commentary, TV Shows | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

My Tuesday Is Now Complete

First all the inauguration parties and now the release of the complete 10 seasons of the Powerpuff Girls on DVD.  Party-over-here!  I’ll be sporting my ‘Bubbles Is The Shiznit‘ shirt all day!

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January 20, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, TV Shows | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Monday Morning Madonna!

Watch the video quickly; Chris will make me take it down soon!

January 19, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Music | , , | 2 Comments

Old, Meet New

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The showdown for the best guns in Hollywood has begun. 

January 19, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , | Leave a comment

Oh, Hell No!

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Sorry; at a complete loss for words…

January 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , | 1 Comment

Die Journalism, Die, Die!

I’m sure there’s some talent involved in thinking of your own impromptu questions in a time of semi chaos.  However, I’m not sure if I can rtruly give the people below the benefit of the doubt regarding their post Hudson River interviews.  The fuckery below list at least 8 ridonkulouos questions that made the day as reported by BWE:

8. “Dogs jump out of the way, deer jump out of the way — birds, obviously, can’t do that.” — Chris Matthews

7. “So you’re telling me there was more than one exit on the plane?” — Rick Sanchez

ny plane 2.jpg6. “Did you ever break down and start to cry out of happiness?” – Wolf Blitzer to a survivor

5. “Did this bring any memories, seeing a low-flying airplane?” – Lester Holt to a police officer of some kind.

4. “From what I understand, the sound of birds being sucked into an engine would be unmistakable” – Lester Holt

3. “You’re from Connecticut? Then what are you doing here?” — Random reporter to a female survivor, who clearly was there to catch a flight to Charlotte.

2. “Did it feel like a bird flew into the engine?” — Wolf Blitzy

1. WNBC Reporter: “What was the landing like?” Male Survivor: “Scary as sh*t.

January 18, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A Few Quick Movie Reviews

I recently joined Netflix again and since I’m not currently working, I have some time to catch up on movies that I might not shell money out for at the theatre. Yes, I spelled that in the fancy way cause you know, I’m a fancy guy. 

House Bunny
Anna Faris is great, the movie kind of sucks. It’s Legally Blonde meets Revenge of the Nerds. The moral is that if you’re a woman, wear slutty clothes and offer sex and you’ll get a man. Oh yeah, with a tiny slice of “be yourself” and shit.

Eagle Eye
Shia LaBeouf is hot and a smart actor – it’s effortless to watch him act, he’s pretty AND talented. The movie is basically about how technology can fuck you over. Absurd but full of action, I enjoyed it once I accepted the far-fetched (or is it?) storyline. Don’t watch if you’re on Adderal.

Mamma Mia!
Sucked ass. It was painful to watch, even I’m not that gay. Seriously, it was like watching a bunch of dinosaurs jump around to what should be happy-go-lucky ABBA music. Meryl was up for the challenge of her role, I mean, bravery-wise. She isn’t a good enough singer but she sure tried and I admire her chutzpah. Pierce Brosnan on the other hand, “pierced” my eardrums. The only truly good part was the daughter played by Amanda Seyfried, she’s a stunner and a great singer. Oh yeah, Colin Firth was great too.

All throughout the movie, I found myself thinking, “This is the best cast they could come up with?” In all fairness, I do have to admit that my ideal musical (and I’m not typically a musical-lover) was Moulin Rouge.

January 17, 2009 Posted by | Commentary, Movies | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment