A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

“Barrino, You Know BETTA’!!!”

Now, I didn’t say nothing when I saw you kissing on Jamie Foxx a few years back, but you know bettaIt’s due on the 1st > Late on the 5th > Papers come after 60 > Yard sale at 120!!!

Lead role in The Color Purple or not, the bills have got to be paid! 
Ooooo Weeee, Barrino!”

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It was such a nice house too, but in good southern tradition we are going to do our part to help you out.  We are going to pass the offering plate this next Sunday at church for you and hopefully we’ll be able to send some baked goods your way as well.  Of course, we do have to collect a 45% administrative cost for the offering, but it’ll be a’ight

Now you may want to rekindle that debauchery you had with Mr. Foxx b/c you know he’s coming out with an album this week…

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December 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Don’t Eat The Grits, Y’all

Velveeta grits are loaded with calories!  I’m wondering if Jamie Spears may have shared his Southern Belle’s recipe with K-Fed while they were all shackin’ up together…?  Maybe it’s from the heartbreak, divorce, alimonies, antidepressants, munchies, or loneliness but the boi has picked up a few this year. 

Then:

Now:
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Is it karma?  What do you think?

 

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Drink Responsibly – PSA

(On the 1-10 offensive/disturbing scale, it’s about a 6)

December 7, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Which One Is Iowa?

DES MOINES — The Iowa Supreme Court will hear oral arguments Tuesday in a pivotal same-sex marriage case that could echo throughout the nation and be far more difficult to challenge at the ballot box than a high-profile ruling in California, legal experts say.

The case, Varnum v. Brien,could make Iowa the first state in the Midwest to legalize gay marriage, says University of Iowa law professor Angela Onwuachi-Willig. Other high-court decisions favorable to gay rights advocates have come from traditionally liberal, coastal states: California, Massachusetts and Connecticut.

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I know it’s somewhere in the middle, but there will be plenty of time to figure that out later.  Depending upon how this goes down, maybe this will be the month I have all my innermost desires fulfilled:
    1.) TI performed on SNL 
    2.) Kanye had a song on Grey’s Anatomy
    3.) Gay marriage makes another step forward which may allow me to one day launch my new site, barnyard-match.com

December 7, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, gay rights, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A Wonky Eyed Mess!

Selma didn’t want her wonky eyed pooch to feel insahkur’, so she dressed down a bit as she left the house to handle some bidness. 
See Some More – Very Incognito!

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December 7, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Oooo Weeee T’Shane!”

December 7, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

I’m Opening A Franchise – Help Wanted

My market research leads me to believe that I’ve stumbled onto something…

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December 7, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Morning After Inventory

Here’s a site you’ll want to use the next time you wake up with that tiny, moderate, or mandingo hangover and you’re going through the checklist of the night before. 

Add to Favorites > Click Here!

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December 6, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Inspiration, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Does This Thong Make My Butt Look Big?

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December 6, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Bode Miller’s New Training Regimen

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December 5, 2008 Posted by | Fitness, Funny, Hotness | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

This Is Why I Don’t Eat Poak

The shid ain’t kosher!

December 5, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Inspiration, Music, Music Video | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Shifty Binzer Blazes Up @ Pasadena Recovery Ctr

This is not the type of cameo performance you really want to have, but in the most recent episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew a reappearance of Seth ‘Shifty’ Binzer goes up in smoke.  If you’ve ever wanted to see someone smoke some rocks, act a fool on that other thang, or blaze up on the roof of a rehab center then you don’t want to miss th episode that airs Dec 4 ’08. 

As available the video below will be updated:

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What they don’t show is the other cast members building a human ladder that ascends to the roof to keep the party going.  I think that’s next week’s episode – like for real!

December 4, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

She Must Be Rollin’

Warning: This Video May Not Be Appropriate For Species With XY, XX, XXX, or YY Chromosomes!

December 1, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Music, Music Video | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

What’s Really In A Twinkie?

Depends who you ask…
Here’s a Junk Food Quiz!

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My Score: 7/10

November 30, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments