A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

Kathy Griffin On Larry King Live – Hilarious!

As usual, she proves herself to be rapid-fire witty, especially when talking about Sarah Palin and that Levi Johnston or whatever his name is. We’ll forget it in a few days. Oh yeah, and she talks about Heidi and Spencer. 

Catch parts 2 and 3 after the jump. 

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Even Easier (and Cheaper) Than The Comfort Wipe

Here’s a spoof of the “Comfort Wipe” made by (I think) and submitted by Josh. This option might be particularly useful when camping, but be careful or you might just get a sliver or two – or maybe you’ll get a few minutes of painful pleasure, but we don’t need to detail that. 

June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , | Leave a comment

Bruno Goes Nude, Again

There are all kinds of pictures sprouting up with Bruno showing various body parts, but primarily his ass. I don’t mind it at all, not just because I think Sasha Baron Cohen is brilliant but also because I think he’s quite hot in his normal state. Whatever normal is right? 

Here he is on the cover of GQ, thank me when your “sexy time” is over. 

Bruno Naked on GQSee more Bruno pics by going here

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Hotness | , | Leave a comment

The Comfort Wipe – Oh Hell No

Alright, so sometimes people try to make something really simple into something really complicated, but then try to say they’re making the difficult easy. What? 

It extends your reach 18″. Um, imagine yourself reaching behind you and then imagine yourself wishing you had an extra 18 inches. I think for most people, that could mean you could reach behind, under yourself, and then put your right hand on your knee. While that could be fun, it’s hardly necessary.

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June 13, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , | 2 Comments

Words of Wisdom From Lauren Conrad

In honor of her departure from The Hills, TV Guide put together some memorable quotes from Lauren Conrad through the years. Have a gander, would you? And let’s all wish Lauren well, she gets to live her life away from the village of idiots. 

Season 1, Episode 9 “Love is Not a Maybe Thing”
Heidi debates breaking up with her boyfriend Jordan when she isn’t quite sure if missing him means it’s a relationship worth saving. Lauren makes it simple for her:
“Love is not a maybe thing; you know when you love someone.”                       

Season 2, Episode 9 “New Year, New Friends”
As Lauren and Lo chat about New Year’s Eve and their almost run-in with former friend Jen Bunney, Lauren decides that she’s happy having a smaller group of girls:
“Honestly, like, at this point I would so much rather have, like, a few good friends than a lot of fake friends.”

Season 3, Episode 2 “Big Girls Don’t Cry”
As Lauren and Lo discuss Audrina and Justin Bobby’s rocky relationship history, Lo asks Lauren if she thinks people can really change:
“I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.”

Season 3, Episode 18 “When One Door Closes”
When Brody confesses that he’s scared to get into a new relationship since he hasn’t had great ones in the past, Lauren sheds some light on the subject:
“Nobody has had the best relationships in the past, that’s why they end.

Season 5, Episode 9 “Hi Lauren, It’s Spencer”
Once again, Lauren tries to explain to Heidi that she’s alienated everyone in order to be with Spencer. Lauren likens it to a previous relationship when she says this:
“I remember being with Jason… and thinking everything would be perfect if we could go to an island somewhere. But life isn’t an island. You have to have other people in your life.”

Bonus: let’s not forget how far Lauren has come. Back in her Laguna Beach days she gave us this gem when she was discussing boys with Heidi and Jen:

Laguna Beach Season 2, Episode 13 “Boys Are Like Purses”
“You’re always going to have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you’ll always kind of like, right? That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag you want everyone to see you with… .Then you have those other purses that you really like but don’t really want to be seen with.”

June 7, 2009 Posted by | Funny, TV Shows | , , | 1 Comment

Bruno Teabags Eminem At MTV Movie Awards

Fake or real? I think it’s fake, but it’s still funny as hell! Continue reading

May 31, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

I Swapped the Baby For An iPod

Hysterical! Just watched an HD-trailer of Bruno and it looks so funny – especially the baby part. Check it out here.

May 31, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Movies | , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert Likes “The Top” & Snaps Back At Clay Aiken

The top bunk, wink wink. Hysterical though! If the video isn’t appearing, argh, then click here to see it. And check out this little quote from Adam, whom I think is fantastic, about Clay Aiken: 

“I don’t know Clay,” Lambert told Access Hollywood Thursday. “I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before.” “If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him,” Lambert said before giving Aiken a thumbs-up sign. SNAP!

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May 28, 2009 Posted by | Funny, gay rights, Music | , , , | 2 Comments

Man vs. Coffee Pot, Round 100

A friend on Facebook has a rocky relationship with his coffee pot, as evidenced by his quote this morning – I love it. 

Coffee pot crazy“This coffee pot and I have a long history of hard times.  Not only does it occassionally overflow and try to kill me….but once…it tricked me into brewing ONLY HOT WATER…and forced me to FORGET to put the coffee grounds in.  Let’s just say…..that pot and I are NOT the best of friends.  We eye each other suspiciously each morning before one of us makes a move.  Today the pot won.”

Time for a new coffee pot perhaps?

May 28, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Joke For The Day

An innocent little joke that was sent to me, and it made me smile.

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. ! Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone.”

May 26, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Awkward Family Photos

Funny shit man, a bunch of funny family pictures. I mean, they almost always are right? Here’s one below and check out the site here.

Awkward Fam Photo

May 21, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , | 2 Comments

Two New Motivational Posters, With A Twist

I’ve seen many in the past and you know, the real ones are kind of silly even if the idea behind them is probably somewhat inspiring. I think the last job I had there were probably a few of the real ones lingering around and often times, I just wanted to toss my coffee on them. Maybe that’s just me.

Well, here are two (one after the jump) that are quite funny.

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May 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Spock and Kirk Have A Dance-Off!

An alternate universe where Spock and Kirk settle their differences on the dance floor, after the jump! Continue reading

May 13, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

To A Point, You Can Touch Me

We are best friends, you clean me and I’ll clean you. Ah, so sweet this is and it feels really good. Wait, what are you…what are you doing? Hell no bitch! Watch after the jump. Continue reading

May 11, 2009 Posted by | Funny | | Leave a comment

Wanda Sykes Gets The White House Laughing – Rush, Not So Much

Wanda Sykes took the mic at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and hilarity ensued. I love the bit about Rush Limbaugh and of course, Dick Cheney. Gotta love Wanda, just so funny she be!

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May 10, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Politics | , , , , | 2 Comments