A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

Kate Walsh Is Dancing Like Sasha & Shane!

(But aren’t we all?)
Anyhow, it’s SPLITSVILLE for Alex & Kate!

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Honestly, the picture above was taken just two weeks prior to Alex filing the papers.  Can’t you just see the contempt, malice, and disgust for one another in their eyes?  I had to look away!

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December 11, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Amazing Race Showmance: Dallas & Starr

Amazing Race’s Post Show Hook Up!!!
Dallas & Starr are a couple of sorts…
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Here’s the quick math on their relationshuns:
She’s got the money +1
He’s got good hair +1
i.e. It’s a tie!

I would love to be on Dancing with the Stars. I’ve been in cheerleading, dancing my whole life and that is one show I’d love to be in. And if Dallas and I don’t work out, I would love to be on The Bachelorette!” – Starr

That’s got to be the most romantic thing I’ve heard
since I was declined by match.com.

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

I Need This Book Like I Need Valtrex!

Hooking Up With Tila Tequila
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(Scene: Barnes & Nobles) “Hi, I’m Tila Tequila (wipes ‘toothpaste’ off upper lip), and I’m looking for the hotomotive section for my book signing.”

Get Vaccinated @ Hollywoodtuna

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Funny, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

John Krasinski – Where Are Your Flaws?

Do something productive for the first minute, but then give John his props for an impromptu holiday performance. 

How adorable can one guy be?
It makes me sick!

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

“Barrino, You Know BETTA’!!!”

Now, I didn’t say nothing when I saw you kissing on Jamie Foxx a few years back, but you know bettaIt’s due on the 1st > Late on the 5th > Papers come after 60 > Yard sale at 120!!!

Lead role in The Color Purple or not, the bills have got to be paid! 
Ooooo Weeee, Barrino!”

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It was such a nice house too, but in good southern tradition we are going to do our part to help you out.  We are going to pass the offering plate this next Sunday at church for you and hopefully we’ll be able to send some baked goods your way as well.  Of course, we do have to collect a 45% administrative cost for the offering, but it’ll be a’ight

Now you may want to rekindle that debauchery you had with Mr. Foxx b/c you know he’s coming out with an album this week…

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Don’t Eat The Grits, Y’all

Velveeta grits are loaded with calories!  I’m wondering if Jamie Spears may have shared his Southern Belle’s recipe with K-Fed while they were all shackin’ up together…?  Maybe it’s from the heartbreak, divorce, alimonies, antidepressants, munchies, or loneliness but the boi has picked up a few this year. 

Then:

Now:
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Is it karma?  What do you think?

 

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

MSNBC Producer Loses It On Live TV

Here’s some hot garbage for ya’

December 7, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Politics, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

A Wonky Eyed Mess!

Selma didn’t want her wonky eyed pooch to feel insahkur’, so she dressed down a bit as she left the house to handle some bidness. 
See Some More – Very Incognito!

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December 7, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Shifty Binzer Blazes Up @ Pasadena Recovery Ctr

This is not the type of cameo performance you really want to have, but in the most recent episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew a reappearance of Seth ‘Shifty’ Binzer goes up in smoke.  If you’ve ever wanted to see someone smoke some rocks, act a fool on that other thang, or blaze up on the roof of a rehab center then you don’t want to miss th episode that airs Dec 4 ’08. 

As available the video below will be updated:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

What they don’t show is the other cast members building a human ladder that ascends to the roof to keep the party going.  I think that’s next week’s episode – like for real!

December 4, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Oh Snap, NeNe Gets Evicted!

nene1It’s true, It’s true.  NeNe & Greg Leakes were evicted from their Duluth, GA home for being over $6K delinquent in rent payments. 

NeNe provided the following statement in an email regarding her situation and current location:
“It’s none of your business,” she wrote. But she noted that they “are financial able and stable to live where ever we feel fits.”

This only adds to my position regarding the Housewives of Atlanta since the season began:  Atlanta is straight outta Bright Lights, Big City and If Its Glittering – That Shid Ain’t Gold.

Wasn’t NeNe the one who said ‘We gonna set it straight tonight’?  I bet her landlord wishes she’d set it straight.

December 2, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Akon – Freedom

Here’s a quick summary of Akon’s new album, Freedom:

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All his ballads about street life and/or love are lame

Isn’t his street cred reputation still suspect anyhow?

There are a few tracks that are OK (Right Now, I’m So Paid, & We Don’t Care)

All together, it’s worth the $4 that Amazon has it discounted for today, but it’s not worth much more (ie. we are in a recession y’all).  If you miss today’s special, hit me up offline and we’ll work something out.

December 2, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

MTV’s Making The Band, er Bond

Diddy, I guess I can’t really hate that your ego is so big that you really think you’d be a great 007.  Furthermore, if you can drop that much jingle on an audition tape, then why not bamboozle some executives over some Cîroc to let you produce it yourself, cast the 2 remaining members of DK with you, and put good ol’ Donnie Klang in it as your sidekick? 

Hell, if we’re all just coming up with stuff, then congrats – I just wrote your storyline.

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December 1, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

David Beckham Ain’t Got Game!

Ha Ha – Your Ass Got Busted!!!!  Posh is SO PISSED TOO!!!

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November 30, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny, Hotness, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

2008 Smut Awards – Highlight Of The Year!

There’s no time to waste as the 2008 Scandalist Awards voting is currently underway.  The hours on end of ‘year in review’, ‘who’s bankrupt now?’, and ‘who’s boinking who?’ VH1 shows are one of my fondest holiday events.  Get in on the action, proactively!!!

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Here are some of my favorite categories/nominees so far:

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GO VOTE!!!

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, gay rights, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Politics, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment