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Timewarp: Interview W/ Lindsay Lohan In The Year 1743

There’s a related PSA-like video after the jump, please be aware that some of the language used could be deemed inappropriate:

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November 13, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

911 Transcript – November 4, 2008

(operator): 9-1-1, state your emergency.

(caller): He stole it all … it was my turn! Yes we can? [redacted] we can! I got a slogan for you: If you got a vagina, sayonara … that [redacted] even rhymes …

(operator): Ma’am would you like to report a robbery?

(caller): Hell ya, bitch! You tell me? Has a man ever taken something from you? You ever have to return a custom-made inauguration pantsuit because of a man? Get that fat-ass, Bill Richardson, on the line – New Mexico should have been mine. All the blue ones (15 seconds of sobbing) … they should have been mine. New Hampshire, sweet, sweet New …

(caller’s husband): (Aside) Put some clothes on, [redacted]. (Into the phone) Heya, I’m sorry, she’s been doing shots every time a state closed its polls. I literally had to pull her out of the pool after Pennsylvania – that was three hours ago. What’s your name?

(operator): Sir, do you need an ambulance sent to your residence?

(caller’s husband): That depends, honey. Are you going to be in …

(caller): O-Bastard stole my presidency! I swear to god I’m going to stick Joe Biden so far up his ass that Joe the Plummer won’t be able to help either one of them!

(caller’s husband): Hill … Hillary! Hang up the other line!

(caller): Florida! I won you. I hate all of you in that state – every single last one of you. But I won your stupid primary that didn’t count. Ohio, you [redacted]! I did everything short of cutting off my left tit for you! This is how you thank … (caller hangs up)

November 12, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Breakfast With Barack!

General Mills is really launching a Wheaties box with Barack as a sponsor; every morning of the campaign was christened with a bowl full during the election.  

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In related news, Sarah Palin has volunteered to help President Elect Obama by creating a PSA dedicated to the importance of putting the cereal in the bowl before the milk!

November 12, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Change We Should Have A Problem Believing In

2012 – Tracy Morgan & Dot Com!

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Check out an interview with Dot Com including a cameo by Tracy Morgan!

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November 10, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama Withdrawals – “Need A Fix?”

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November 7, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Seattle Takes It To The Street

Bottles were poppin, people were crying, and when the police showed up everyone picked up a broom and cleaned up after themselves.  What a party! 

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November 5, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Inspiration, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You, Me, & Our Obama Baby!

Obama Baby – (noun) A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama’s term(s).

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“I was born July 2009. I’m an Obama baby!”

Expand your vernacular daily! – U.W.O.D.

November 5, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Inspiration, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Change Is Good!

Sign up for the 2012 GOP Book Club!cheese-copy

November 4, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Funny, Inspiration, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Right To Bare Arms

Read the Story:   Florida nudists want their own clothing-optional polling site

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I support anything that will help the voters of Florida get their shid together.  If nothing else, there will be a different kind of funny business going on rather than the normal chad chase!

November 4, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Bust A Presidential Groove

 

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November 4, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Funny, Movies, Music Video, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Pound It!

October 24, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Politics | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Obama: Big winner in debate says new poll

http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/09/28/obama-big-winner-in-debate-says-new-poll/

September 28, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, WHAT DID YOU THINK?

Last night Barack Obama and John McCain had their first debate in Mississippi, did anyone watch and if so, what are your thoughts?

September 27, 2008 Posted by | Politics | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

THE TRUTH ABOUT SARAH PALIN

Check out this Rolling Stone slide show that separates fact from fiction about Sarah Palin.

September 27, 2008 Posted by | Politics | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

DON’T EFF WITH LETTERMAN!

John McCain cancels his interview with Letterman at the last minute, because he needs to “fly out to D.C. to handle the economy”. Well, at least that’s what he said. Little did Letterman know that McCain was just down the street getting his makeup did for a Katie Couric interview. Well, Letterman finds out, busts him, and comedy ensues for our viewing pleasure.

September 25, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Politics | , , , , , , | Leave a comment