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Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

What’s Really In A Twinkie?

Depends who you ask…
Here’s a Junk Food Quiz!

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My Score: 7/10

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November 30, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Strategize Early For Next Halloween

So this year’s Halloween was a bust – only 2-3 sets of kids! Granted, I found out that our doorbell wasn’t working, the lights were off, and we had a sign up that said, “Step off bitches, this candy is ours!” I jest, I jest. 

This morning, I was sent this very interesting list of symbols that rogue groups of children use for creating a hierarchy among the houses. I think of the analogy of birds warning each other by making certain sounds or when your friend goes to check someone out across the bar and lets you know that they have hammer-time up in their grill. You know the strategies I’m talkin’ about. 

Anyway, here’s one of the ingenious symbols used to indicate if a house is a “skip them” house or if they’re worth stopping at. Make educated decisions, that’s what I always say. 

 = FULL SIZE CANDY BARS

Check out the rest of them by clicking here

November 1, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

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October 30, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Economy, Funny, Inspiration | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment