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Speaking of Dallas From The Amazing Race…

Remember when these Dallas pics hit the internet but weren’t censored? Well, you probably know they were yanked because he was supposedly under 18 when they were taken – but many people suggest that the stamp on the camera indicates the camera’s age, and that would make Dallas 19 at the time of the photo. But really, who cares? While he looks good all over (yes, I’ve seen them), let’s just appreciate what we can legally see, shall we? And Starr, you’re one lucky biatch.

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Click here for a still-censored-but-showing-a-bit-more-skin picture but I’m hearing that allegedly, supposedly, possibly, the uncensored pic is here.

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December 18, 2008 Posted by | Hotness, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Ugly Truth Trailer > Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz…

The only thing this clip does for me is that it further confirms my Izzie Theory!  Maybe that’s not entirely true, but hasn’t the world already seen Heigl be the lame-date and Butler be the lead-XY in a flick? 

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Movies, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Kate Walsh Is Dancing Like Sasha & Shane!

(But aren’t we all?)
Anyhow, it’s SPLITSVILLE for Alex & Kate!

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Honestly, the picture above was taken just two weeks prior to Alex filing the papers.  Can’t you just see the contempt, malice, and disgust for one another in their eyes?  I had to look away!

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“My Neck, My Back, My Neck and My Back!”

Maybe it wasn’t as dramatic as my favorite scene from Friday, but once again those dang Austrians know how to one-up a performance.  With all their Outback commercials and wallabies, you’d think they’d have enough going on right now, but who knows what is really going on? 

Daniel Hovels, member of the Thalia Theater company, used a real knife during a suicide scene in Schiller’s ‘Maria Stuart’ in Austria this week. 

AP VIENNA – An actor’s suicide scene became a little too real for comfort when he accidentally stabbed himself in the neck during a performance at an Austrian theater.  Thalia said Thursday that the original prop knife was damaged and that instructions to blunt the replacement had been “carelessly” disregarded.

Honest Mistake, Disability Scheme, Or Dedicated Actor?
Ezal that is – Daniel’s a goof!

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Golden Globes Announced

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Click here to see some other “Golden Globes”. 

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Amazing Race Showmance: Dallas & Starr

Amazing Race’s Post Show Hook Up!!!
Dallas & Starr are a couple of sorts…
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Here’s the quick math on their relationshuns:
She’s got the money +1
He’s got good hair +1
i.e. It’s a tie!

I would love to be on Dancing with the Stars. I’ve been in cheerleading, dancing my whole life and that is one show I’d love to be in. And if Dallas and I don’t work out, I would love to be on The Bachelorette!” – Starr

That’s got to be the most romantic thing I’ve heard
since I was declined by match.com.

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

NeNe, Your Business Is All Out On Front Street!

I don’t know who NeNe pissed off in ATL, but I’ve got some friends over at Turner looking into it… Until then, here is some more HG regarding NeNe & Greg Leakes. The only thing this investigation is missing is a musically expressive interview with Kim Z!

Semi-Related – See Why I Trust Atlanta News

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Just Say No To Pop Tarts

“If It’s White, It Just Ain’t Right!”
Sugar: The New Gateway Drug

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Those are the summarized findings from a new study regarding the correlation between excessive sugar intake and its similarity to drug abuse.  Here are a few nuggets from the propaganda report:

“Drinking large amounts of sugar water when hungry can cause behavioral changes and even neurochemical changes in the brain which resemble changes that are produced when animals or people take substances of abuse.”

“A sugar addiction may even act as a gateway to later abuse of drugs…”

Care to read more?
Want to see the case study?

December 11, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Calling In Gay – Are You?

Go here to see how you can help, it’s not just  about having a free day off, it’s about turning this day into a symbol and gesture of positivity. I’m not working today because I’m gay and oh yeah, unemployed. 

December 10, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, gay rights | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Another Victim Falls to the Economy

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Office Depot on Wednesday said it will close 112 underperforming retail stores in North America during the next three months.

The announcement said the closures would occur in various geographic regions, including 45 in the central U.S., 40 in the Northeast and Canada, 19 in the West and eight in the South. Fourteen more stores would be closed through 2009 as leases expire or other lease arrangements are finalized.

December 10, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Give This Ditz a Gun – Brilliant!

If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County, you’ve probably “met” Jeana’s daughter Kara. You know the one who like, totally, um, goes to Berkeley and is like, the only Republican there. Sarah Palin watch out, there’s a new idiot-in-training coming for your title. But since she goes to such a horribly dangerous school, she must need to pack heat, and this video shows us why we should all fear seeing her on campus. She’ll reach for the lipgloss and we’ll lose a testicle – fantastic!

Watch it here: “Give This Ditz a Gun – Brilliant!

December 10, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Next Time Use eBay, Idiot!

It’s a much cleaner transaction. Click on the pic for the story. 

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December 9, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Politics | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Apparently, The Bible Doesn’t Like Anyone…

I just don’t get it anymore (well, that’s neither here nor there) – I mean, I don’t comprehend religious justifications about anything these days. 

Case In Point – Watch this video and tell me what you think

Be forewarned that it’s odd, extensively offensive, requires a semi long attention span, and displays some crazy people who for all you know could sit next to your cubicle on the daily.

Keep an eye out for the look on the face of the innocent bystander lady with a Dasani water bottle who has to cross through the mob about 5 1/2 mins into the protest mob display of aggression in NYC.  Classic!

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Common’s UMC May Induce Kitchen Dancing!!!

Main Entry:  1van·i·ty
Pronunciation: \ˈva-nə-tē\
Function:   noun

1. Kitchen dancing to your own album
2. A small case or handbag for toilet articles used by women

Actually, I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who still has a Soul Train line that includes the stove!!!
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In other Common related news….  Today, CNN released a few thoughts from MR. UMC in regards to the future of hip hop and the impact of Barack Obama:

“I think hip-hop artists will have no choice but to talk about different things and more positive things, and try to bring a brighter side to that because, even before Barack, I think people had been tired of hearing the same thing,”.

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Coldplay to Satriani: “You Wish!”

Kind of old news here, but the response from Coldplay is rather new.

Here’s the skinny: Joe Satriani, a rock guy, tried to talk with Coldplay about what he felt was a bit too close of a similarity between his “If I Can Fly” and Coldplay’s “La Vida Loca”. Oh wait, I mean “Vida La Vida”. Anyway, he says they wouldn’t respond so he filed suit. To which Coldplay responded: 

“Fuck you, who are you anyway?” OK, I made that up, here’s their real response:

“If there are any similarities between our two pieces of music, they are entirely coincidental, and just as surprising to us as to him,” the band says in a statement. 

“Joe Satriani is a great musician, but he did not write the song ‘Viva La Vida.’ We respectfully ask him to accept our assurances of this and wish him well with all future endeavors.”

What do you think? Exhibit A below. 

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Music | , , , , , , , | 5 Comments