A View of the C

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Kelly vs. Bethenny: Round 1

Watch this, it’s quite remarkable. Who do you think won this little battle between Kelly and Bethenny? Watch it at right around the 30 minute mark. 

I had some trouble posting the video, so click here to see it without compromise. 

Here are a few words that Bethenny has about the incident, published on her BravoTV blog

Kelly came onto the show thinking anyone actually gave a crap about her self-anointed fabulosity. Truthfully, none of us care about her superficial lifestyle, so I think my calling her out is something that caught her off guard. Truthfully, she never had anything against me. I had something against her. She is a complete phony and now she has been exposed and her small circle of New York supporters have now turned on her as well. The emperor has no clothes.

I may be harsh, abrupt and rough around the edges, but for God’s sake, I am real.

Kelly’s “journalistic” vocabulary consists of 2 words: foil and inappropriate. Maybe next week she’ll find some new words. I found it amusing that she told me I needed a “time out” and some parenting. I’ve gone 38 years with no parents, and if I decide to adopt some, Kelly isn’t on the candidate list. Jill and Bobby could be my adopted parents. Hell, I’ll adopt Silex before the Kellamity.

I will never be friends with someone inauthentic and disingenuous. I may be harsh, abrupt and rough around the edges, but for God’s sake, I am real. I don’t care how many “Datelineexclusive” sit down interviews you have with Jill Stuart – your saccharin- twirled-hair smile isn’t fooling me.

April 8, 2009 Posted by | TV Shows | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Keri Hilson, Watch Out Nah’!

Keri, you do all right by ‘turnin me on’ but you got a whole lot more tracks to blend up in that weave before you start droppin bombs on Queen Rockafella. 

For our audience:  Diversity is one of life’s seasonings.  Enjoy the vid, watch it all the way thru b/c when busta’ starts to flip out, it be funny!

March 10, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Gas Station Beat Down!

My favorite part of this excerpt from Bad Girls is right at the 54 second mark when there is a front to back seat slapfest going on and the girl driving the car is looking back, sending a text, and has just one hand on the wheel.  My second favorite part is a toss up between the bare feet juno kicks and once again, the driver just chillin’ out in the front seat as if gas station brawls are an everyday event. 

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January 16, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, TV Shows | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tamra Coaxes the Crazy Out of Gretchen

Watch the lead-up to what Bravo would like us to believe is truly “bad behavior” from Gretchen, widely-regarded as the favorite “Housewife.” Tamra is trying to get her drunk and it reminds me of the old saying, “Be careful what you ask for.” 

Check it here

January 13, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, TV Shows | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Vicki and Jeana Throw Down

Ooooh, drama with the Real Housewives of Orange County! Not that I actually care, but I’m pretty much always on the opposite team of Vicki. 

Watch what happens.

Or maybe we can settle this the right way.

December 17, 2008 Posted by | Funny, TV Shows | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Real Housewives of OC – Let The Drama Begin!

real-housewives-oc-vickiDoes anyone care about Vicki? Still, I guess it’s sad that her marriage seems to be wasting away and heck, maybe that’s why she’s so frigid. Chicken or the egg, which came first?

Watch it here.  Or watch the ladies at lunch here. I kind of like the new girl, Gretchen. Gold-digger or no?real-housewives-oc-gretchen

 

December 1, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Real Houswives Of Atlanta – A Gateway Drug

Are you loving the drama that you find on Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta?  Be careful, because you may find yourself tumbling down the slippery slope that is Atlanta’s social structure.  The downward spiral starts with the sway of an everyday beat down and before you know it, you’ll be hooked to all that’s messy, on the downlow, credit based, and found on Peachtree St. 

It’s all fun, galas, and hats until someone gets hurt:

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Speaking from experience, you’ll know you have a problem when your DVR is maxed out with the following kind of sizzle:

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November 14, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Is Heading Towards A Beat-Down

kim-zolciakApparently some stuff went down between Penthouse Pet-wannabe Kim and Lisa Wu Hartwell at the reunion or something, and it’s gettin’ ugly. Details are fuzzy, and I thought these girls were friends, but apparently something hit Lisa the wrong way and she went from ZERO to CRAZY in no time flat! 

In the voicemail, Lisa says, “I am not the one. I am not Sheree and I am not NeNe. You really don’t know who I am, so I think you need to call me. And I might just be coming to your house.”

Ding ding ding! Catch the video of the voicemail listening party here, and don’t you just love the attorney?lisa-wu-hartwell

November 13, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment