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Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

MyTrainerBob.com

biggest-loserWhat an opportune time for some product placement of a great resource for healthy living!  The Biggest Loser Family Cookbook is probably something I wouldn’t have purchased myself because I kind of classify it as semi-gimmicky, but I am completely wrong on this one.  It has a multitude of recipes that are quick, economical, and actually delicious.   

Additionally, Botox Bob has launched a blog with all kinds of tips and tricks that provide support, ideas, and motivation.  Personally, I hope this will 86 those little mini-videos of doing butt crunches at work or Xerox Yoga that are always posted on MSN.com.  Indeed, I’m a bit cynical about the practicality of some of The Biggest Loser theories, but I have also never lost 5% of my body weight in a single week.

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January 10, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Christian LeBlanc, Please Pass (Yourself) The Potatoes

christian-leblancDude, seriously, eat some carbs would ya? Yes, you look physically amazing – especially for a man that’s 50-years old. But when you get that lean it totally shows on your face and that my friend, is why I choose to stay a little bit porky – it helps with not showing wrinkles.

You have a choice, raisin-face/hot bod or beer belly/smooth face, you can’t have both a hot body AND a hot face. (OK, you can but it makes me feel better to think that)

Go here to see more of the photos.

December 10, 2008 Posted by | Fitness, Funny, Hotness | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Common’s UMC May Induce Kitchen Dancing!!!

Main Entry:  1van·i·ty
Pronunciation: \ˈva-nə-tē\
Function:   noun

1. Kitchen dancing to your own album
2. A small case or handbag for toilet articles used by women

Actually, I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who still has a Soul Train line that includes the stove!!!
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In other Common related news….  Today, CNN released a few thoughts from MR. UMC in regards to the future of hip hop and the impact of Barack Obama:

“I think hip-hop artists will have no choice but to talk about different things and more positive things, and try to bring a brighter side to that because, even before Barack, I think people had been tired of hearing the same thing,”.

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Christmas Eve & Strippers – My Kind Of Movie

Jessica Biel shows her goodies in Powder Blue

..the movie, not the preview! Lots of other celebrities too, such as Forrest Whitaker, Ray Liotta, & P-Swayze.

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Today Only – $4!

commonStay fresh like you’re wrapped in plastic with Common’s New Album – Today only $4 at Amazon.com

maroon-5Or, check out the (bleck) remix album from Maroon 5 – $9

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Hotness, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Another Alabama Shout Out!!!

I’d always thought Alabama was a pretty flat place but A&E found some mountains of which I was unaware.  Check out the highs and lows of Marshall County, AL as well as some of other gems from the cradle of the confederacy.   

December 9, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Inspiration, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

GO JOE!!!

The Movie Is Out in 2009:

But This Is How I Like To Remember Them:

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Weezy’s Rockumentary – The Carter

lil-wayne-1The Carter will premiere during January’s Sundance Film Festival. 

“The Carter” is said to take “an in-depth, intimate look at the artist Dwayne ‘Lil Wayne’ Carter Jr., proclaimed by many as the ‘greatest rapper alive.’

Check out the Trailer!
Check out some Wayne Trivia!
Check out Weezy’s 2008 Triumph!

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ugly Sweater Party – Why Wasn’t I Invited?

These A-holes had a grand ole time and completely forgot about me whatever! 

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Honestly, I don’t even know these people, but I was happy to see someone document their potential blackmail material because ‘No Cameras!’ is rule #1 for my Annual Paisley Gala.

If you are looking for something fun to do for the holidays then this is something I highlyrecommend.   Some will have to try hard to find something to wear while others will just blend – IYKWIM…

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(I think she won!)

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

John Krasinski – Where Are Your Flaws?

Do something productive for the first minute, but then give John his props for an impromptu holiday performance. 

How adorable can one guy be?
It makes me sick!

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

“Barrino, You Know BETTA’!!!”

Now, I didn’t say nothing when I saw you kissing on Jamie Foxx a few years back, but you know bettaIt’s due on the 1st > Late on the 5th > Papers come after 60 > Yard sale at 120!!!

Lead role in The Color Purple or not, the bills have got to be paid! 
Ooooo Weeee, Barrino!”

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It was such a nice house too, but in good southern tradition we are going to do our part to help you out.  We are going to pass the offering plate this next Sunday at church for you and hopefully we’ll be able to send some baked goods your way as well.  Of course, we do have to collect a 45% administrative cost for the offering, but it’ll be a’ight

Now you may want to rekindle that debauchery you had with Mr. Foxx b/c you know he’s coming out with an album this week…

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Don’t Eat The Grits, Y’all

Velveeta grits are loaded with calories!  I’m wondering if Jamie Spears may have shared his Southern Belle’s recipe with K-Fed while they were all shackin’ up together…?  Maybe it’s from the heartbreak, divorce, alimonies, antidepressants, munchies, or loneliness but the boi has picked up a few this year. 

Then:

Now:
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Is it karma?  What do you think?

 

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Drink Responsibly – PSA

(On the 1-10 offensive/disturbing scale, it’s about a 6)

December 7, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Which One Is Iowa?

DES MOINES — The Iowa Supreme Court will hear oral arguments Tuesday in a pivotal same-sex marriage case that could echo throughout the nation and be far more difficult to challenge at the ballot box than a high-profile ruling in California, legal experts say.

The case, Varnum v. Brien,could make Iowa the first state in the Midwest to legalize gay marriage, says University of Iowa law professor Angela Onwuachi-Willig. Other high-court decisions favorable to gay rights advocates have come from traditionally liberal, coastal states: California, Massachusetts and Connecticut.

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I know it’s somewhere in the middle, but there will be plenty of time to figure that out later.  Depending upon how this goes down, maybe this will be the month I have all my innermost desires fulfilled:
    1.) TI performed on SNL 
    2.) Kanye had a song on Grey’s Anatomy
    3.) Gay marriage makes another step forward which may allow me to one day launch my new site, barnyard-match.com

December 7, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, gay rights, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A Wonky Eyed Mess!

Selma didn’t want her wonky eyed pooch to feel insahkur’, so she dressed down a bit as she left the house to handle some bidness. 
See Some More – Very Incognito!

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December 7, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment