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Justin Gaston, Pour Some Sugar On Me

We previously posted the provocative tennis pictures of Justin Gaston, and I’m still wondering why I can’t inspect his “racquet”. For safety I mean.

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Well, Towleroad has a few more pictures of him from that same set and it appears that someone’s paying homage to Def Leppard, because the shredded jeans is back y’all. Throw on some acid-washed jeans for all I care, the boy is nice to look at. I’m talking “balls-deep” nice.

Below is a more literal interpretation of the post title. Click to ENLARGE.

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February 20, 2009 Posted by | Commentary, Hotness | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Tennis Begins With Love

Bump, Set, Spike – Oh wait, that’s different.  Please join me in a wank of applause for Miley and her chastity pledge.  She’s the only tyke in the Americas to hold true to those damn promise rings. 

Quickly approaching an upgrade, Justin Gaston, was going all Wimbeldon for VMAN Magazine, Spring 2009:

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‘Advantage Gaston’

February 19, 2009 Posted by | Hotness | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Skinny Jeans Need Room To Breathe Too!

When you can see the outline of someone’s keys, loose change, ipod, and smokes then it’s time to A.) loosen up, B.) sling a man purse, or C.) dress like a normal person.

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January 5, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , | 2 Comments

2008 Smut Awards – Highlight Of The Year!

There’s no time to waste as the 2008 Scandalist Awards voting is currently underway.  The hours on end of ‘year in review’, ‘who’s bankrupt now?’, and ‘who’s boinking who?’ VH1 shows are one of my fondest holiday events.  Get in on the action, proactively!!!

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Here are some of my favorite categories/nominees so far:

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GO VOTE!!!

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, gay rights, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Politics, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus Performs At The AMAs

Yeah, I don’t think I’m legally allowed to post anything of this nature, and for once I’m thankful for with my personal fear of ever falling into a ‘To Catch A Predator’ category.  Anyhow, enjoy this spoof from The Soup instead:

November 23, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Music | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment