Peter Facinelli Has A Nice Shelf

Damn you Jennie Garth for keeping this man so close! He even looks good as a bleach blond, half-dead character in the Twilight movie(s). I’ve only seen stills, so I won’t go much more into it than that. Don’t want the Twilight-inies to freak out on me. But here he is in a 2000 movie called…oh hell, who really cares?

Enjoy the hot-assed video (pun definitely intended) below but don’t hit play if you can’t handle the heat.

The Ugly Truth Trailer > Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz…

The only thing this clip does for me is that it further confirms my Izzie Theory!  Maybe that’s not entirely true, but hasn’t the world already seen Heigl be the lame-date and Butler be the lead-XY in a flick? 

Christmas Eve & Strippers – My Kind Of Movie

Jessica Biel shows her goodies in Powder Blue…

..the movie, not the preview! Lots of other celebrities too, such as Forrest Whitaker, Ray Liotta, & P-Swayze.

Cool Gift Ideas For Your Pets!!!

Recession, depression, and indigestion aside – let’s be sure to remember who the really important souls are in our lives this holiday season.  Here are some kooky things that you’ll be glad you wasted your money on:

Hello Kitty:

Goal Fish:

More after the jump

GO JOE!!!

The Movie Is Out in 2009:

But This Is How I Like To Remember Them:

Weezy’s Rockumentary – The Carter

The Carter will premiere during January’s Sundance Film Festival. 

“The Carter” is said to take “an in-depth, intimate look at the artist Dwayne ‘Lil Wayne’ Carter Jr., proclaimed by many as the ‘greatest rapper alive.’

Check out the Trailer!
Check out some Wayne Trivia!
Check out Weezy’s 2008 Triumph!

John Krasinski – Where Are Your Flaws?

Do something productive for the first minute, but then give John his props for an impromptu holiday performance. 

How adorable can one guy be?
It makes me sick!

“Barrino, You Know BETTA’!!!”

Now, I didn’t say nothing when I saw you kissing on Jamie Foxx a few years back, but you know betta:  It’s due on the 1st > Late on the 5th > Papers come after 60 > Yard sale at 120!!!

Lead role in The Color Purple or not, the bills have got to be paid! 
“Ooooo Weeee, Barrino!”

It was such a nice house too, but in good southern tradition we are going to do our part to help you out.  We are going to pass the offering plate this next Sunday at church for you and hopefully we’ll be able to send some baked goods your way as well.  Of course, we do have to collect a 45% administrative cost for the offering, but it’ll be a’ight. 

Now you may want to rekindle that debauchery you had with Mr. Foxx b/c you know he’s coming out with an album this week…

Still “Christmas(es)” At The Box Office

Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Media By Numbers LLC. Final figures will be released Monday.

1. “Four Christmases,” $18.2 million, $70.2 million overall.

2. “Twilight,” $13.2 million, $138.6 million overall.

3. “Bolt,” $9.7 million, $79.3 million overall.

4. “Australia,” $7 million, $30.9 million overall.

5. “Quantum of Solace,” $6.6 million, $151.1 million overall.

6. “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa,” $5.1 million.

7. “Transporter 3,” $4.5 million.

8. “Punisher: War Zone,” $4 million.

9. “Cadillac Records,” $3.5 million.

10. “Role Models,” $2.6 million.

Have any of soon seen the movies on this list and if so, any reviews you would like to share?

A Wonky Eyed Mess!

Selma didn’t want her wonky eyed pooch to feel insahkur’, so she dressed down a bit as she left the house to handle some bidness. 
See Some More – Very Incognito!

“Oooo Weeee T’Shane!”

Why He So Mad For?

Is it the beard or the angry eyes?  I don’t know, but he’s not looking 22 – besides the skateboard thing. 

 
 

O.J. – 15 Year Minimum

I’d really like to think that masses of people aren’t convinced that justice is finally being served, but I imagine I’m wrong.

Julius – ain’t that a bitch?

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Shifty Binzer Blazes Up @ Pasadena Recovery Ctr

This is not the type of cameo performance you really want to have, but in the most recent episode of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew a reappearance of Seth ‘Shifty’ Binzer goes up in smoke.  If you’ve ever wanted to see someone smoke some rocks, act a fool on that other thang, or blaze up on the roof of a rehab center then you don’t want to miss th episode that airs Dec 4 ’08. 

As available the video below will be updated:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

What they don’t show is the other cast members building a human ladder that ascends to the roof to keep the party going.  I think that’s next week’s episode – like for real!

MTV’s Making The Band, er Bond

Diddy, I guess I can’t really hate that your ego is so big that you really think you’d be a great 007.  Furthermore, if you can drop that much jingle on an audition tape, then why not bamboozle some executives over some Cîroc to let you produce it yourself, cast the 2 remaining members of DK with you, and put good ol’ Donnie Klang in it as your sidekick? 

Hell, if we’re all just coming up with stuff, then congrats – I just wrote your storyline.