A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

MTV’s Making The Band, er Bond

Diddy, I guess I can’t really hate that your ego is so big that you really think you’d be a great 007.  Furthermore, if you can drop that much jingle on an audition tape, then why not bamboozle some executives over some Cîroc to let you produce it yourself, cast the 2 remaining members of DK with you, and put good ol’ Donnie Klang in it as your sidekick? 

Hell, if we’re all just coming up with stuff, then congrats – I just wrote your storyline.

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December 1, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Personalize Your Expression Of Hate!!!

Just in time for the holidays…

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November 27, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny, gay rights, Inspiration, Movies, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

This Thong Of Mine…

Have a quick minute and want to read through one of those funny stories that could happen to any one?  It’s an award winning, ‘brief’ short story from a buddy of mine and also gives you a reason to flashback to 2001 when you couldn’t do anything without bumpin to that “thong th thong thong thong.”

My Thong Flies First Class

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November 14, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny, Inspiration, Music, Music Video | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Virgin Mary? More Like Refurbished Mary!

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November 13, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Inspiration, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Road Not Taken – Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

November 1, 2008 Posted by | Inspiration | , , , | Leave a comment

Matthew McConaughey for Dolce & Gabbana

Does it make you want to buy the cologne? I probably did already, but now, I really want to buy ___________.

February 18, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Website Visitors

I’m still messing around with the metrics I keep, which counter to use. I go between Google Analytics and My Stat Counter. What I can say though, is that I’ve had anywhere between 50-120 visitors each day, and even had a few from India, Singapore, South Africa, and the beautiful country of Alaska. (yes, I know)

I love posting stuff, I love reading stuff, and I love to laugh, think, and like my description says, laugh some more. Clearly, others do too!
Thanks for visiting y’all, more good stuff coming. 
Btw, what’s up with that pic, it looks like I have a nice, silky set of hair elegantly swept to the right. If only…

January 26, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

"Homeless" – To Give or Not to Give?

I like this picture, because I’m so not technical and also, because it leads to my topic.  When you get asked for change, do you give? I’ve heard things from friends that range from “Get a job!” to “I don’t want to encourage the wrong behavior” to “Yes, I’ll take some change” when asked. My view is somewhere in the middle of everything. My overall philosophy is this: if a person is having to ask strangers for money, for whatever reason, I truly believe that their plight is bigger than my need to question their motives. People in donut shops have tip jars, people in coffee shops do too, in restaurants I leave a generous tip for them just bringing my plate and asking me how my food was, and mostly people lie anyway right? So I give, yes I do. Maybe they’re having drug or alcohol issues, maybe they have a mental illness, maybe it’s difficult to get a job when you don’t have an address, a steady place to shower, clothes, etc. I would encourage everyone to think about what we as a community have done to help them.  That, my friends, is a whole seperate subject. Give a dime, a quarter, whatever and if you get asked 10 more times, know that you helped a little bit. Or better yet, leave all of your change and cash at home or at the office when you go to lunch and then you don’t have to lie and can answer honestly with “I don’t have any, sorry.”  

If there’s an animal involved, I’ll continue to give until I don’t have anymore – I’m such a dummy like that!  

January 24, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment

To anyone healing from a break-up

Trying to move on too soon.  Watch this and feel the music as A Fine Frenzy sings “Near to You”.  

January 19, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Goodbye my friend…




With sadness it ends, this chapter is over.

Silly sorrow runs amok.  

January 14, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

From afar in cyberspace

Satan is alive & well, driving a Beemer in Bellevue.

Remember: The light at the end of the tunnel and onrushing doom look almost identical.

(Courtesy of Steve)

January 11, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Gratitude

 

My good friend Kimberly in Florida had to say goodbye to a second cat in a period of 4 weeks, so this movie is a nod to her and the love she gives to those around her, including her beloved animals. Kimberly, I tip my hat to you and I hope you enjoy this movie I made about those aspects of love in my world – you inspired it.

January 10, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Sunday Blues

Poor me huh?  ha!

January 8, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | Leave a comment