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The Phone – Timberlake & MTV

Did you know about JT’s newest jaw dropper? 
April 21st on MTV – Move over Dance Biscuits!

Favorite Politically Incorrect Semi-Related Punchline:  “The phone goes ‘green-green’, I ‘pink’ it up, and say ‘yellow’ this is Mujabe!”

March 11, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Dumb Show Alert: Tool Academy

Think “Charm School” for men and you have VH1’s “Tool Academy”. At least they used a great name! Here’s a synopsis:

They parade through dance clubs, preening and posing while they bestow a great gift on womankind… themselves. They live in their own little world where your spray-on tan defines you, muscles are the new black and no woman, especially your girlfriend’s best friend, is off limits. They lie, they cheat, they treat their women like door mats. They are America’s Tools… and they need help. They just don’t know it yet.

But their women do. So, 9 frustrated women… all dating complete tools will take one last chance at reforming them by enrolling them in the only place that can make a difference and transform them… the Tool Academy.

The Tool Academy is dedicated to taking the most arrogant, dishonest, thoughtless and unfaithful boyfriends and transforming them into husband material. Under the watchful eye of our host, Jordan Murphy and couple’s therapist Trina Dolenz, they will live together and train together in hopes of reforming themselves and becoming better men.

But there’s a catch. Since men this thoughtless and arrogant won’t admit they have a problem, they must be tricked into showing up. So, when the men arrive at Tool Academy, they won’t know WHY they are there… they’ll be under the impression that they are competing in a pageant called “Mr. Awesome” — a search for America’s ultimate Alpha Male.

Of course, they quickly learn the truth… for the next 30 days, they must enroll in Tool Academy, where they will learn lessons in proper behavior focusing on such topics as Trust, Romance, Family Values, and Communication. If they learn their lessons well, they can stay. If they do not, they “fail” and are dismissed from Tool Academy. Watch a clip after the jump.

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January 13, 2009 Posted by | Did you know?, TV Shows | , , , , , , | 6 Comments