A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

Paris Got ‘Got’ In Mulholland Estates 90210

The recession is over for an unknown hero after pulling the oakie-doke on Paris Hilton and bringing home over $2MM of stolen merch.  The L.A. Times reported that the starlet’s Beverly Hills mansion was bamboozled around 5AM on Friday, Dec – 19.

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Although robberies are up all over Beverly Hills, I’d like to know alibis for the usual suspects:  Onch, Lauren Conrad, & Richard Simmons

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December 19, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Gerard Butler Is In A Dark, Dark Place

Guess who’s boinkin’ now?

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Give me a second……          I just had that lil yucky throat heave thing going on and I wasn’t even tryin’ this time!  I guess if you need to have a balanced portfolio of skeezer poot for your bar stories then I understand; actually, no I don’t understand and was just trying to give GB the benefit of the doubt.  She even has a redonkulous nickname for him – Dlisted.

December 16, 2008 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Onch In A Tub – Such An Ethical Dilemma

This hot garbage will be all over the web before I finish my blurb.  Believe me, I understand that you may have doubts when I state that Mr. ViewOfTheC and I have some level of morals but we both had intestinal discomfort about putting this crapbag on our site.  But then I thought, ‘What if Joel McHale does a Onch shout out this weekend and we miss the opportunity to join in the fun?”.

Here’s a compromise – Sweet Tart (below) can further help you lose any food cravings for at least 5 hours if you visit Dlisted

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December 12, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Who Became Paris Hilton’s BFF?

Come on, pretend you care. And since you DO care, skidaddle on over to this video to find out. 

The way it went down was actually kind of cool – the fork in the road thing, I really dig it. Well, it’s actually more like a fork in the road with one leading to a trap door into a pile of crap.

December 3, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Love Lost – Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Call It Quits

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Apparently, Benji is now in the Friend Zone,
and Onch is on the rebound for either of the two – TTYN!

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November 20, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Virgin Mary? More Like Refurbished Mary!

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November 13, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Inspiration, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment