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Buddha Bank – Make Daily Deposits

budha-bankEvery little bit helps in this world, making karmic deposits in both literal and symbolic ways. Well, now you can do both with this little Buddha Bank.

And if some devil-bastard tries to break into my little Buddha Bank to rob me blind, I will surely not only beat their ass but they will also immediately suffer a crippling case of stomach gas cause that’s what the back of the box said. I made that last part up, but I’m sure it would’ve been on there if the box had been bigger.

In all seriousness, it is an adorable little resin reminder to look at each day and so far, I already have enough loot to buy that 40-ouncer after a hard day of channel surfing. Not a fan of green? Well, check the other colors here.


December 1, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You May Have A Drug Problem If….

42-18830757You may have a slight drug problem if you’re arrested for stealing eight piggy banks holding over $2700 in loose change.  When times are tough, stupid crimes are surely to increase!

What would I do first with that kind of jingle?

Lots of slots
Order pizza delivered to the closest Coinstar
Glue a trail of them to the sidewalk
Pay my rent in socks stuffed with $25 each

How would you spend your pocket sagging fortune?

November 6, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment