A View of the C

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“Vertical Stripes” Are Supporting Barack in 2012

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I may not know much about traditional family values, but I’m guessing that there may be something of interest in the Huckabee Family Closets. 

Let’s play, ‘I Wonder What It Is…’

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December 11, 2008 Posted by | Commentary | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Head of Homeland Security – “That’s Women’s Work”

womens-work1“Janet’s perfect for that job. Because for that job, you have to have no life. Janet has no family. Perfect. She can devote, literally, 19-20 hours a day to it’

Hey Genius (Gov. Ed Rendell), if you’re going to pretend that your life is all that and a bag of chips then don’t mumble that mess into an open mic. 

Furthermore, if that’s the only prerequisite then you can easily find my profile on linkedin.com – ttyn thx!

December 3, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Inspiration, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

911 Transcript – November 4, 2008

(operator): 9-1-1, state your emergency.

(caller): He stole it all … it was my turn! Yes we can? [redacted] we can! I got a slogan for you: If you got a vagina, sayonara … that [redacted] even rhymes …

(operator): Ma’am would you like to report a robbery?

(caller): Hell ya, bitch! You tell me? Has a man ever taken something from you? You ever have to return a custom-made inauguration pantsuit because of a man? Get that fat-ass, Bill Richardson, on the line – New Mexico should have been mine. All the blue ones (15 seconds of sobbing) … they should have been mine. New Hampshire, sweet, sweet New …

(caller’s husband): (Aside) Put some clothes on, [redacted]. (Into the phone) Heya, I’m sorry, she’s been doing shots every time a state closed its polls. I literally had to pull her out of the pool after Pennsylvania – that was three hours ago. What’s your name?

(operator): Sir, do you need an ambulance sent to your residence?

(caller’s husband): That depends, honey. Are you going to be in …

(caller): O-Bastard stole my presidency! I swear to god I’m going to stick Joe Biden so far up his ass that Joe the Plummer won’t be able to help either one of them!

(caller’s husband): Hill … Hillary! Hang up the other line!

(caller): Florida! I won you. I hate all of you in that state – every single last one of you. But I won your stupid primary that didn’t count. Ohio, you [redacted]! I did everything short of cutting off my left tit for you! This is how you thank … (caller hangs up)

November 12, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Breakfast With Barack!

General Mills is really launching a Wheaties box with Barack as a sponsor; every morning of the campaign was christened with a bowl full during the election.  

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In related news, Sarah Palin has volunteered to help President Elect Obama by creating a PSA dedicated to the importance of putting the cereal in the bowl before the milk!

November 12, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

God Says “NO!”

In a recent interview with Fox News, Sarah Palin describes a conversation she had with God regarding her 2012 plans.  View the complete transcript here!

Could the caption below explain it any better?

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November 12, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Equality For All – Music!

Barack Obama will be our 44th president but we’ll truly know that equality has come to America when the Quad City Christmas is on the same radio holiday playlist as Lil Drummer Boy. 

Care to join me in the karaoke version of the best musical monstrosity ever?

I know it’s not even Thanksgiving so maybe it’s a bit too early, but orchestrating change takes time!

November 11, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Politics, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Change We Should Have A Problem Believing In

2012 – Tracy Morgan & Dot Com!

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Check out an interview with Dot Com including a cameo by Tracy Morgan!

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November 10, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Change Is Good!

Sign up for the 2012 GOP Book Club!cheese-copy

November 4, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Funny, Inspiration, Politics | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

SEPERATED AT BIRTH

Sarah Palin, the Republican V.P. nominee, and Karen Walker from Will & Grace. 
At least one of them was funny while being hateful. 

September 4, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Politics | , , , , , , | Leave a comment