Sarah Palin Resigns – Watch the Video

What a wonderful gift to give us Americans, that is, until she figures out her next step in politics. Or will there not be one? Who knows.

But for now, it reminds me of, “Ding dong the witch is dead.”

Avoid Having To Cut A Bitch – DressRegistry.com

Going to the inaugural balls can be an exciting time in any gals life, but what happens when you and that heffer across the way are in the same threads….?

Avoid all that by registering your dress in advance and, in a way, marking your territory through DressRegistry.com.

“Vertical Stripes” Are Supporting Barack in 2012

I may not know much about traditional family values, but I’m guessing that there may be something of interest in the Huckabee Family Closets. 

Let’s play, ‘I Wonder What It Is…’

Next Time Use eBay, Idiot!

It’s a much cleaner transaction. Click on the pic for the story. 

Another Alabama Shout Out!!!

I’d always thought Alabama was a pretty flat place but A&E found some mountains of which I was unaware.  Check out the highs and lows of Marshall County, AL as well as some of other gems from the cradle of the confederacy.   

Which One Is Iowa?

DES MOINES — The Iowa Supreme Court will hear oral arguments Tuesday in a pivotal same-sex marriage case that could echo throughout the nation and be far more difficult to challenge at the ballot box than a high-profile ruling in California, legal experts say.

The case, Varnum v. Brien,could make Iowa the first state in the Midwest to legalize gay marriage, says University of Iowa law professor Angela Onwuachi-Willig. Other high-court decisions favorable to gay rights advocates have come from traditionally liberal, coastal states: California, Massachusetts and Connecticut.

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I know it’s somewhere in the middle, but there will be plenty of time to figure that out later.  Depending upon how this goes down, maybe this will be the month I have all my innermost desires fulfilled:
    1.) TI performed on SNL 
    2.) Kanye had a song on Grey’s Anatomy
    3.) Gay marriage makes another step forward which may allow me to one day launch my new site, barnyard-match.com

My White House Policy – Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em!

WASHINGTON — President-elect Barack Obama said you won’t catch him lighting up a cigarette in the smoke-free White House.

Asked in an interview with NBC’s “Meet the Press” whether he has kicked the habit, the president-elect admits there are times when he’s “fallen off the wagon.” But he adds under the circumstances, he thinks he’s “done a terrific job” of making himself “much healthier.”

What’s the big deal if Obama wanted to puff a stogie in the White House?  The place isn’t white as an expression of virtue or anything.  Need I remind you, he is the cool president?

MSNBC Producer Loses It On Live TV

Here’s some hot garbage for ya’

Good Idea > Bad Idea

Good Idea:
Repositioning the Republican Party to better align with modern values and beliefs.

Bad Idea:
The Face of 2012

“Huckabee, Palin top list of 2012 GOP contenders, poll says.“

O.J. – 15 Year Minimum

I’d really like to think that masses of people aren’t convinced that justice is finally being served, but I imagine I’m wrong.

Julius – ain’t that a bitch?

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If Spitzer Can Find A Job…

I guess Client No. 9 never really had difficulty finding a job, but he’s been rather fortunate to start off a new career in the midst of our current economic situation.  How awesome would it be to work for Slate’s HR Department during Eli’s orientation? 

He’ll be workin’ them hoes “He’s going to be doing a regular thing,” said Jacob Weisberg, the editor-in-chief of the Slate Group. “It’ll be heavily about the financial crisis and fixing financial markets and the economy generally.”

Arab Money – Controversy

Bismillah Ulrahman Ulrahim Alhamdullillah rab Ulalamen

No, I didn’t have a BF on my keyboard, those are the Quranic lyrics used in Busta Rhyme’s newest hit Arab Money.  For an Arab and a Muslim it’s prohibited to sing or cite a Quranic verse in combination with music and most Muslims will find this disrespectful. 

Learn the Dance > See that Busta looks like he’s been enjoying the good life > Ask yourself if he also resembles Tracy Jordan just a bit….?
 

I thought the track was borderline offensive the first time I heard it but sometimes a good remix will just make you straddle your moral fence.

Head of Homeland Security – “That’s Women’s Work”

“Janet’s perfect for that job. Because for that job, you have to have no life. Janet has no family. Perfect. She can devote, literally, 19-20 hours a day to it’

Hey Genius (Gov. Ed Rendell), if you’re going to pretend that your life is all that and a bag of chips then don’t mumble that mess into an open mic. 

Furthermore, if that’s the only prerequisite then you can easily find my profile on linkedin.com – ttyn thx!

“Prop 8 – The Musical” – Watch Now

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All Is Forgiven, W!

Well since you said ‘Sorry’, I guess I forgive you.  But you’ve got to promise that you’ll never mention that ‘do-over’ craziness eva, eva, eva again!

Other interesting quotes from a recent interview with ABC:

• “I’m sure some people voted for Barack Obama because of me…”
• “I can’t guarantee that we’ll get all our money back, but it’s conceivable we could.”
• “I think when the history of this period is written, people will realize a lot of the decisions that were made on Wall Street took place over a decade or so.”

So essentially, the economic condition is not his fault, we can hope in one hand and poop in the other, and he helped elect Barack.  Alright – NEXT!