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2008 Smut Awards – Highlight Of The Year!

There’s no time to waste as the 2008 Scandalist Awards voting is currently underway.  The hours on end of ‘year in review’, ‘who’s bankrupt now?’, and ‘who’s boinking who?’ VH1 shows are one of my fondest holiday events.  Get in on the action, proactively!!!

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Here are some of my favorite categories/nominees so far:

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GO VOTE!!!

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November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Fitness, Funny, gay rights, Hotness, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Politics, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tell Me What You Don’t Like About Yourself

Nip/Tuck Returns January 6th!!!

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Hotness, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Double Vision

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November 28, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Join My FreeCreditReport.com Misery

Why can’t I get this song out of my head!!!

And, did anyone else notice how close to the edge of offensiveness this other freecreditreport.com commercial came in that it represents all their fraudsters with a common thread of diversity…? 

Republican Propaganda Machine – Once again, I’ve spotted you!

November 28, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Music, Music Video, Politics, Pop-Trash Pickup, technology | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Katy Perry Can’t Hold Shane Mercado’s Hum-Diddler!

What a choreography and public relations monstrosity!  I’d stack up any man, blindfolded, and in drag on their worst day against Katy Perry on her best day!  Doesn’t she know that Beyahtzee eats little white women for breakfast? 

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November 28, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, gay rights, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Britney Spears: The Circus | CD reviews

britney2Coming your way December 2nd – Britney’s Back!  Here are a few reviews of the anticipated album:

A favorable review
A more critical review

Here’s the Teaser Video:

November 28, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Hotness, Inspiration, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Operation Fabulous – “It’s Not A Spinoff!”

“You’ll never see us boring.” – Jay Manuel

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After supporting 11 seasons of ANTM, Mr. and Miss J land their own blend of extreme makeover and project runway – Operation Fabulous.  They want you to know that ‘it’s not a spinoff’ and that they intend to do for plain Jane what ‘Queer Eye’ did for the straight guy. 

Details about the debut are forthcoming!

November 27, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Hotness, Inspiration, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

David Simon – The Wire

“What is America other than urban?  Eighty percent of us live in cities.  Fuck small-town values.  That’s 20 percent of the country.  I’m worried about where 80 percent of us live.”

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The above quote was an interesting piece of an interview with the aforementioned executive producer of the HBO series, The Wire.  The complete series would be an awesome gift for the holidays and becomes available December 9, 2008.

November 26, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Movies, Politics, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Single Ladies – Snow Bunny Style

Can I place an order for…
A Hot Mess Combo with a Damn Shame on the side?

November 26, 2008 Posted by | Cool Commercials, Did you know?, Fitness, Funny, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Real Housewives of Atlanta + Playboy = Drama!!!

benitaI ain’t one to gossip so you ain’t heard this from me, but someone had said that Hugh Hefner is thinking about a spread with The Real Housewives of Atlanta for an upcoming Playboy.  It’s not a big surprise that Kim has hopped on and off the Heff Bandwagon a few times this week, but that’s probably just what she’s used to!

The 30-year-old reality TV star had told Paper magazine that she had been working on shooting a cover of Playboy, “adding I guess 30 ain’t that bad.”  However, the New York Daily News reports, a source denied the claim saying she’’s not scheduled to appear in Playboy at this time.  (Read More)

Is anyone else having a throwback to Fleetwood Mac’s “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies“?  She didn’t have cancer, work with Dallas Austin, and if she’s 30 then I’m 22.  What is real about the girl besides her desperate attempt to saturate in the sublime light she’s received?

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November 26, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Funny, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Forbe$ Top 20 Couple$ Gettin’ Paid!

When asked in a recent interview for a comment, surprisingly all the people below were quoted saying, “WE’RE RIYOTCH B-YOTCH!”.

Forbes 2008 Top 20 Celebrity Couples (Values in millions of dollars)

No. 1: Shawn (Jay-Z) Carter and Beyoncé Knowles     $162
No. 2: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett SmithTotal:             $85
No. 3: David Beckham and Victoria Beckham               $58

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November 24, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Funny, Inspiration, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup, Rant | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Diddy & Beyonce Want Your Help To Refill Danity Kane!

Take the jump, view the preliminary contestant videos, and cast your vote! 
TRUST ME, you’ll be glad you did.

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Funny, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Without Auto-Tune, 2008 Would Have Been….?

No longer used for slight imperfections (Avril) nor able to stop a trainwreck (Kim Zolciak), the Auto-Tune certainly made its debut in 2008. 

Here are the Auto-Tune’s Greatest Hits :

Lil Wayne – Lollipop
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
T-Pain feat Lil Wayne – Can’t Believe It
Ron Brown & Jim Jones ft. Juelz Santana – Pop Champagne
Young Jeezy ft. Kanye West – Put On
Cher – Believe

Of all the aforementioned, I’m most thankful for technology’s contribution to helping Wezzy.

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November 22, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know?, Economy, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Love Lost – Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Call It Quits

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Apparently, Benji is now in the Friend Zone,
and Onch is on the rebound for either of the two – TTYN!

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November 20, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Song Dedicated To Kim, From NeNe (Real Housewives ATL)

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November 18, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Funny, Movies, Music, Music Video, Pop-Trash Pickup | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment