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Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

True Talent Personified

Thanks to John for sending this over. 

true-talentTHINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

 

 

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December 17, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

It’s Full of Stupid Up In Dem Der ‘Hills’

With The Hills coming to an end for this season, I think it’s time to revisit the “special” relationship between Audrina (Ceiling Eyes) and Justin Bobby (Douchebag). They say much, but say nothing – it’s hysterical!

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more about “The Hills with James Franco and Mila …“, posted with vodpod

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Funny, TV Shows | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Clubbing + Guns = No Fun

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When I’m getting ready to go to a club I go through quite an extensive process. 

  1. Tooth brushed – check (yes, I said tooth)
  2. Shirt pressed – check (sometimes)
  3. Jeans fit well – check (usually)
  4. Cologne in all the right places – double-check (Oh yeah, and I’m including south of my border)
  5. Wallet – check (even if it’s empty, I might as well bring it – ain’t no saying I won’t be earning money that night, otay!)
  6. Keys – duh, check (I can’t exactly teleport myself there, hello)
  7. Gum – check
  8. Chapstick – check, depends on availability of space in number 3 above
  9. Jacket in case it’s cold – check

No place on my list is a FUCKING GUN. What is wrong with people?

Check this story on TMZ about NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress and his accidental self-shooting. I just don’t understand why guns are that readily available and even moreso, why you would want to go to a club if a gun is actually needed! Can’t have no fun on the dance floor with a gun in your pocket – not to mention it’s totally false advertising IYKWIM!

November 29, 2008 Posted by | Commentary, Funny | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment