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Dora the Explorer — a Whore-a?


OK, sit down and hang on to your backpacks, there’s big news: Dora the Explorer is growing up. And it’s freaking parents out.

Mattel has recently announced that its popular, pint-sized commercial juggernaut will soon debut as an older tween version of the chubby cutie that children and parents have grown to adore-a. And even though Mattel has only released a teaser image in silhouette, parents fear that the shapely shadow suggests well, a real tease.

Truth is, until we can all get a good look at Dora’s new um, developments, this could be much ado about nothing. I mean, I didn’t see a stripper pole in silhouette, so that’s encouraging. But what the news of this makeover does tap into is an unsettling truth: the loss of innocence can sometimes throw us into shock. In the big book of life, Childhood — that time of wide-eyed naivete and unfiltered joy — is a chapter that is becoming slimmer and slimmer. About as slim as the new hips that Dora has grown into.

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April 10, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Just Give The World Another Reason To Hate Us!

Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark – Monkey Man
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When I saw this picture it reminded me of kicking a fire ant bed?  It’s just not a good idea!

December 24, 2008 Posted by | Did you know?, Economy, Funny | , , , , , , | Leave a comment