A View of the C

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It’s All In The Eyes!

Having an abundance of time on my hands over the holidays has helped me develop a much needed skill, and I have a few reality TV shows to thank for it!  My craydar skills (similar to gaydar but pertaining to honing in on crazy) have gone to a whole nutha level! 

My neophyte skills began to blossom while watching Cara Quici on Momma’s Boys.  In the first 3 minutes of the show, the collective audience here started seeing Cara’s shifty eye syndrome (Clue #1) and our reservations were confirmed later when this doozie of a breakdown occurred:

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chelseaMy newest theory involves True Beauty contestant Chelsea Bush.  I’m not entirely certain if she’ll survive long enough on the show for all her drama to unfold, but I’ll be anticipating every moment along the way. 

I’d like to interject that similar to being real or fake, crazy can come in all shapes and sizes, however it consistently seems to be detectable, at first, in eye movement.

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January 9, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments