A View of the C

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It’s All In The Eyes!

Having an abundance of time on my hands over the holidays has helped me develop a much needed skill, and I have a few reality TV shows to thank for it!  My craydar skills (similar to gaydar but pertaining to honing in on crazy) have gone to a whole nutha level! 

My neophyte skills began to blossom while watching Cara Quici on Momma’s Boys.  In the first 3 minutes of the show, the collective audience here started seeing Cara’s shifty eye syndrome (Clue #1) and our reservations were confirmed later when this doozie of a breakdown occurred:

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chelseaMy newest theory involves True Beauty contestant Chelsea Bush.  I’m not entirely certain if she’ll survive long enough on the show for all her drama to unfold, but I’ll be anticipating every moment along the way. 

I’d like to interject that similar to being real or fake, crazy can come in all shapes and sizes, however it consistently seems to be detectable, at first, in eye movement.

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January 9, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Real Or Fake…?

Join an ongoing discussion, at the hizzouse, by sharing your thoughts on how you know if you or someone else is real or fake?  The question arose after watching the premiere of True Beauty this week when one of the contestant’s (the mean one from Nashville) began a rant about all the other people in the house being ‘completely fake’.

What is fake?  What is real?  Over the years I’ve always heard the ‘I just want to be around people who are real’ statements from some of the most fake people I know.  Does that make me fake for not telling them my thoughts on their situation at that moment? 

What about this week’s episode of Bromance when Gary (the dance instructor) told Brody that Femi was one of the guys to watch out for in terms of causing too much commotion in the house?  When Gary went to Femi to tell him what happened, Femi acted a fool towards Gary declaring him to be ‘fake’.  Personally, I think it was a rather respectable thing for Gary to do in regards to bringing Femi up to speed on his discussion with Brody.

And what about the video below?  What does Aubrey really mean when she overstates the word ‘real’ about 30 times? (Side note, does plastic surgery already default you into the fake category?)

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 I’d love to know what you think!

January 8, 2009 Posted by | Did you know? | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments