A View of the C

Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

Wonky Eye Defined

1. an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision
I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I’ll never be able to drive.


 Unrelated pic but it made me laugh.




2. one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.
“in every picture i’ve ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face.”


3. an eye that wanders or doesn’t look in the same direction as the other
That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?



November 30, 2008 Posted by | Funny | , , , , | 1 Comment