Wednesday Hump Day Quickie

Here’s what happening in the pop (trash) world:

• Get the party started, Amy Winehouse’s man gets out of jail – a free round of lines for all!
• Check California, Arizona, Florida, and Arkansas off my future destinations. You can have your fucking divorces!
• CNN can now conduct hologram interviews, Paris Hilton interviews won’t change a bit.
• Gwyneth brings the sexy out to play in Paris.
• Carrie Underwood needs to STFU, bland is as bland does.