Pick Your Poison

Is it go-to-the-beach-and-show-off-all-your-stank-nastiness month?

Cameo 1 – Lily

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Cameo 2 – Amy

Click Here To Gag!

Amy Winehouse Has A Nice Rack

Who would’ve thunk it? Let’s hope the waves wash away the filth and no aquatic life suffers as a result. 

Click here to see her jumblies. 

Here’s $300, Please Spawn No More!

Whitney & Amy albums aside, when is it a good idea to give a crack head $$$?  What if it was to convince them to participate in long-term contraception so they’ll avoid further reproduction?

Project Prevention in Tuscon, AZ has already worked with nearly 3,000 drug addicts who have each received $300 for exhange of their fertility. 

Possible Ethical Dilemma….?  What do you think?

Amy Winehouse, Soon-To-Be Single?

According to the News of the World, Amy Winehouse is about to be single. Single and dangerous, out on the town to score some man-meat and by man-meat, I mean white stuff. I kid, I kid. If he (Blake Fielder-Civil) was part of her enabling system then I say, “To the left, to the left, everything you own in the box to the left.”

Read the article here.

The lovely couple in happier times. Sadness.

Amy Winehouse Is Un-Bee-Hiveable!

As she delivered cheese toast to the pappayahtzee, Amy was captured missing her trademark updo! 

Here’s an Amy quote regarding her hair from a prior interview, “The more insecure I feel, the bigger my hair has to be.”

So, I guess that means she was having a good day….?

Amy Winehouse Is Coherent

Amy Winehouse talks a bit about seeing Blake, and it’s nice to see her looking a little bit more human and a little less cracked out. Keep it up!

Since I can’t embed it (damn it!), have a look over at TMZ. 

Amy Winehouse Likes The Smoky Look

3 easy steps to get this look:

1. Take your makeup brush and dab it gently into your full ashtray, I strongly recommend it be full with more ashes than butts. Why make it harder than it has to be?
2. Gently smudge the ashes on your upper lid being mindful of the proximity to your actual eye. Note: If you are going for the full-on drunk slash distraught look, disregard the being mindful part as dabbing it in your eyes could get that sexy just fresh-from-crying-in-the-alley look.
3. Throw away those lip plumpers, while they are effective, they’re awfully expensive. Just go ahead and drink from the wine bottle, preferably red wine unless it’s a daytime look, and if you can get your lips caught just slightly in the end of the bottle so that it creates a suction, hold that for 30 seconds. You should then have some luscious, red lips. On your face.

Once you’ve followed those steps, roll around in a pile of garden dirt for extra effect. Voila!

Oh yeah, bless her heart.

Wednesday Hump Day Quickie

Here’s what happening in the pop (trash) world:

• Get the party started, Amy Winehouse’s man gets out of jail – a free round of lines for all!
• Check California, Arizona, Florida, and Arkansas off my future destinations. You can have your fucking divorces!
• CNN can now conduct hologram interviews, Paris Hilton interviews won’t change a bit.
• Gwyneth brings the sexy out to play in Paris.
• Carrie Underwood needs to STFU, bland is as bland does.

By Popular Demand: Amy Winehouse, Before and After

It’s amazing really, cause she’s a beautiful girl. Supremely talented, and actually really sweet when I’ve seen her in interviews.

Check this link out and the article from The Daily Mirror. I’m not saying she does drugs, but I’m saying that she looks vastly different and that drugs are bad. No correlation, NONE AT ALL.  

Amy Winehouse Before and After – Video

The collection of pics below are from 2004-2005 and it seems that right around the 1:20 mark you can start seeing a change in her eyes. I wonder what it could be from? As soon as I saw the credit card in her hand while what appears to be hand-rolling of a “cigarette”, I knew that credit card was going to get some action. And by action, I’m not talking ’bout the mall, mmm-kay?