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Funny – Inappropriate – Edumacational

Oh Snooki, I Just Don’t Know Thee

Proving that anyone can become an author, Snooki has released a book and I will give it to her her that the title (A Shore Thing) is somewhat clever – probably more clever than any written phrase in the entire book. I watched her on Ellen yesterday and she was also on the screen in front of me at the gym, ironic much? Anyway, I digress.

Check out the video of her on Ellen and you’ll have to let me know if you consider blacking out to be a normal thing when you party – I thought that usually means you have a little problem with the drinky drink. Just thinking aloud here.

A waste of space?

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January 6, 2011 Posted by | Commentary, TV Shows | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Rachel Maddow Responds To Bill O’Reilly Over Shirley Sherrod

I love Rachel!

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July 24, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know? | , , | Leave a comment

Mel Gibson, I Think You Might Explode

Listening to the tapes where he is ranting and raving, cursing and damning, the most overwhelming feeling I got was that this dude is gonna explode or something. Seriously, aside from all of the hatred and ugliness inside, someone needs to take a Xanex or something. Or maybe he shouldn’t, if you catch my drift.

If you haven’t heard them, you can check them out after the jump. Be warned, you’re jumping into fire and brimstone territory. Continue reading

July 12, 2010 Posted by | Commentary | , , | Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan, This Judge Ain’t Playin’

Today, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days jail and 90 days of inpatient rehab. Watching the video makes me feel sad – not sad for woman who has repeatedly made a mockery of the justice system (intentionally or not), but sad for how delusional she must be to think the sentencing is unfair. It also makes me sad when a human being’s disease, circumstances with how they were brought up, whatever their motivation for delusions, prevents them from being able to accept responsibility for his or her behavior. In watching the video, you realize that she is a human being with a heart and soul, but you also feel sorry for her because she seemed to truly not expect this.

Above all of those things though, I feel glad that perhaps this woman will be saved from herself, that she will realize there are consequences for her chosen actions, and hopefully it’ll scare the living shit right out of her and she can go on to have a fruitful career that seemed inevitable just ten years ago. I caught “Freaky Friday” the other night on cable, and I have to say that she really is talented – I know it sounds funny to reference a relatively light Disney film, but I could easily reference “Mean Girls”, “Georgia Rule”, or even “A Prairie Home Companion”.

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Kudos to the judge for laying down the law and not taking any of these Hollywood spin machine excuses. Makes us believe that celebrities could be one of us too.

July 6, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Movies | , , | Leave a comment

Please Drive Responsibly

Ok, don’t watch this video if you are easily disturbed, it’s pretty serious stuff. But, it’s worth watching and I can honestly say that I am just a little more careful when driving through neighborhoods and intersections.

You were warned, but watch here!

July 5, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know? | | Leave a comment

Don’t. Say. Anything. Please. Don’t.

Just sit there and be pretty with your guitar. Seriously, shhhh, don’t speak.

Thanks.

January 21, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Hotness | | Leave a comment

Snookie, I Thought You Were Classy

My heart aches for you Snookie, I feel like I have been deceived as I thought you were a classy lady! Ok, I can’t even seriously pretend to be funny about that because it’s not even believable. I will say though, that I don’t personally care that she’s making out with some dude in a bar, that part doesn’t bother me at all even if I think it’s just a tad bit tacky. However, I am a little disappointed in her outfit and positioning. I’ve never really been into “Hello Kitty” before and I’m definitely not into it now, and certainly not with a trucker hat on! Ewww.

There are a few more pics of the cast if you click this link. Don’t fret, you won’t catch anything by doing so. P.S. She’s from Jersey Shore, in case you didn’t know.

January 21, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, TV Shows | , , | 2 Comments

“Hope for Haiti” Telethon Gets Even Bigger

Just when you thought the list of megacelebs taking part in tomorrow’s “Hope for Haiti” telethon couldn’t get any bigger, along comes a certain one-named superstar. Madonna has just been added to the bill…

Performers will include Taylor Swift, Rihanna and Jay-Z, and the just-announced Madonna. Appearances will be made by at least the following: Charlize Theron, the Jonas Brothers, Will Smith with Muhammad Ali, Meryl Streep, Tim Allen, David Archuleta, Alec Baldwin, Kristin Chenoweth, Cindy Crawford, Sacha Baron Cohen, John Krasinski, Jack Nicholson, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale.

The telethon, spearheaded by George Clooney, will be broadcast on every major television network, including E! and simulcast on E! Online.

January 21, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Did you know? | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Funny or Disturbing?

Apparently in London, a DJ played the Van Halen song “Jump” while a woman was on a bridge threatening to jump to her death. He felt that since she couldn’t hear the song no harm was done, and furthermore, it was more to appease and entertain the frustrated drivers that were held up as a result of the impending jump.

I kind of think it’s funny in a disturbing kind of way, what do you think? Read more about it here (jump!), in case you need more information before forming an opinion.

January 19, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Funny | , | 2 Comments

Are Women as Horny as Men?

What if men and women switched places? Well, this video is funny as hell and filthy, so it’s definitely NSFW!

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January 17, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Sandra Bullocks Wants to F Meryl Streep

So, maybe that’s not entirely true. Ok, maybe that’s not even a little bit true but still, it’s a pleasant thought as they’re both hotties and just lovely actresses, right? I mean, Sandra in 28 Days and most recently The Blind Side, and Meryl in…well, just about anything.

Here they are recently at the Critics Awards or something like that and a little hot-pocketing took place. After the jump, check out a scene from 28 Days, a great film.

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January 16, 2010 Posted by | Commentary, Movies | , , , , | Leave a comment

Breast Implants Are Not Safety Cushions

Yeah, more antics from the brilliant participants on the ‘Real World/Road Rules Challenge’. I feel bad for the girl and honestly, most of these girls probably have them right? But perhaps she should have read the safety sheet for those new funbags she purchased. Just a suggestion.

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October 14, 2009 Posted by | Commentary, TV Shows | , , | Leave a comment

Why People (Might) Hate John Mayer

John MayerNo, it’s not because of his music so much…although I haven’t personally ever been drawn to it. It’s not because he’s unattractive because he’s quite easy on the eyes – and I would venture to even say that he’s smart, cerebral even. But then he turns around and gives an interview like this, you know, cause he’s being funny. Or maybe just an asshole. What do you think?

What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?

Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all trouble-making questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn’t deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.

Which I’m sure he’s doing.
What’s he going to do, send it back? It’s like I’m getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone’s thinking I’ve got a nine-inch cock. I’m not going to argue with them, I’m going to let them think I have a nine-inch cock.”

How about a style question?
“Yes, this seems to be apropos. Do you get paid for this?”

I do it more for fun.
“You do this for fun? That’s like me saying … never mind.”

What do you think about guys with seventies mustaches?
“I don’t give a fuck about who wears their face what way. If I could grow a beard, I’d have some nutty things going on on my face.”

You can’t grow a beard?
“It’s a pituitary thing. I know you’re not that much of a moron.

These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I’m trying to build my journalistic career here.
“You’re not building a journalistic career. You’re making yourself look like a moron and you’re not a moron. Who’s your editor?”

Jada.
“Jada is making you sound like a moron in front of people.”

Why don’t you tell me about your new album? You’ve been in the studio for a while.
“I have a record coming out November 17.”

Any particular theme or inspiration behind this one that makes it different from previous albums?
“Look what we’re doing right now! We’re connecting right now! This is great! Yeah, it’s going to be quite melodically bright, but the themes are all about heartbreak.”

Check out more of his interview fuckery and his “Who Says” video after the jump.

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October 14, 2009 Posted by | Commentary, Music, Music Video | , , | 1 Comment

I’m Back…

I’ve been pretty busy with school and trying to find balance, but I think I’m nearly there. So here I go, time to make some posts.

I hope to hear from your guys.

August 20, 2009 Posted by | Commentary | Leave a comment

Props to Lil Kim – You Sing It Girl!

Check out this video of Cyndi Lauper and Lil Kim singing a combo of “Time After Time” and “Lighters Up” and you know, it’s pretty nice – organic even! I might recommend Lil Kim moisturizing her throat a bit but kudos for her for breaking out the singing voice! A true artist pushes themself right? Nothing but praise for you Lil Kim and you’ve never looked more beautiful.

July 21, 2009 Posted by | Commentary | , , | 1 Comment