‘All I Want For Christmas’ Is For Him To Stop Singing!

Yikes, and it’s not like Mariah isn’t painful enough but come on now, this is very William Hung-like. 

Friday Down & Dirty

Here’s a little rundown in the world of pop (trash) culture:

• Mariah Carey dresses up as a sexy firefighter – sigh, sexy to whom?
• Mr. Madonna (Guy Ritchie) releases RocknRolla.
• Learn to dance with a robot – hey, at least you can lead.
• Diddy loves to serve up some hash brownies – who doesn’t? 
• The Crypt Keeper might be on SNL this weekend. 
• The BBC has no sense of humor and two hosts pay big for it. 

Mariah, Earth To Mariah

This little clip, this little ditty, a morsel, a gem, crossed my eyes this morning and I thought, “How could I not post this?” Anyway, here’s a little video compilation of Mariah Carey giving us a glimpse into her planet’s culture. Riveting I tell you! See it after the jump.