‘Gossip Girl’ Gets A Spin-off

Yeah, I don’t care either. But if you do, read about it here. 

Cristiano Ronaldo Wrecks His Douche-Mobile

Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo was in a car accident with his douche-mobile and thankfully he is doing well, but let’s look at his hotness because…well, just because! Ignore his butterface (although it’s improved over the years) and just appreciate the hairless muscles ok?

  

Vintage Marky Mark

I’d like to say “hello to your mother” and by “say hello” I mean…

Check this old school clip of the hotness known as Marky Mark. Well, as hot as this white boy can be. 

All-American Male Models – What Are They Looking At?

Here’s a contest I found online: All American Guys Top 15 models for the year 2008. But more important than the contest is this video, who is the hottest model in it and who will go on to host Spring Break contests for years to come? I generously made that last part up even though it might be more appropriate to say they’re prime for a dancing gig with Chippendales, but I don’t know if they can dance or not. 

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Does watching this video turn you on or does it make you laugh? For me, it makes me laugh and I can’t help but think they look like total douches. Is that wrong? I realize they’re just doing a job but I just get the sense that they’re standing there with a singular thought in their head: “I look hot, look how hot my biceps look, I’m hot, you want me cause I’m so hot?”