Andy Cohen Interviews The Great ‘Top Chef’ Fabio

Yes, our beloved Fabio gets interviewed by Andy Cohen of Bravo and all of his charm is in tact! 

Watch after the jump.

Shantay You Stay, Gretchen

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She’s just so cute (gold digger allegations and all – which I contest) and Vicki is just a twock! 

The Language of Love?

I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but broken English really turns me on!! Oh Fabio! How I wish I could sleep in the bunky bed with you!

Who’s your Chef Daddy?

Real Housewives Gone Wild!!!

The DVD set will be out before you know it!  Joe Francis & Kim Zolciak were staging some closeness at Sundance over the weekend.  Indeed, it’s a match made in heaven because both of these two are fugly as hell!  I don’t really know if Kim could have found a better person to help launch her career further.  I bet she’ll be debuting her musical performance by singing in Asian porn by the end of the year! 

What next, NeNe Leakes & Al Sharpton?

Bye Bye DeShawn, See You ‘Round Atlanta

It’s official, DeShawn from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is no longer going to be on the show. It seems she’s not quite crazy enough for those bitches in Atlanta. Here’s what she said:

“One of the producers called and said that I was “too human for a circus show” and that because the show did so well, they are about to pump up the drama and they didn’t think that I would fit in.

He gave me an example, saying that during the reunion when I found out what a few of the other ladies said about me, they were expecting me to say more, but I’m not the type to go “television” and start acting crazy because somebody’s talking about me. I’m fine with the decision. It wasn’t my decision. They let me go and there are no hard feelings. I am thankful for the opportunity.”

It’s All In The Eyes!

Having an abundance of time on my hands over the holidays has helped me develop a much needed skill, and I have a few reality TV shows to thank for it!  My craydar skills (similar to gaydar but pertaining to honing in on crazy) have gone to a whole nutha level! 

My neophyte skills began to blossom while watching Cara Quici on Momma’s Boys.  In the first 3 minutes of the show, the collective audience here started seeing Cara’s shifty eye syndrome (Clue #1) and our reservations were confirmed later when this doozie of a breakdown occurred:

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My newest theory involves True Beauty contestant Chelsea Bush.  I’m not entirely certain if she’ll survive long enough on the show for all her drama to unfold, but I’ll be anticipating every moment along the way. 

I’d like to interject that similar to being real or fake, crazy can come in all shapes and sizes, however it consistently seems to be detectable, at first, in eye movement.

Is There Such A Thing As Non-Drunk Karaoke?

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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it at least five times now – I wait for the day with auto-tune karaoke parties.  

Makes me want to grab a beer and break out The Bodyguard Sing-A-Long & my Kim Zolciak Bootleg “Tight Rope – Baby!”

NeNe, Your Business Is All Out On Front Street!

I don’t know who NeNe pissed off in ATL, but I’ve got some friends over at Turner looking into it… Until then, here is some more HG regarding NeNe & Greg Leakes. The only thing this investigation is missing is a musically expressive interview with Kim Z!

Semi-Related – See Why I Trust Atlanta News

Oh Snap, NeNe Gets Evicted!

It’s true, It’s true.  NeNe & Greg Leakes were evicted from their Duluth, GA home for being over $6K delinquent in rent payments. 

NeNe provided the following statement in an email regarding her situation and current location:
“It’s none of your business,” she wrote. But she noted that they “are financial able and stable to live where ever we feel fits.”

This only adds to my position regarding the Housewives of Atlanta since the season began:  Atlanta is straight outta Bright Lights, Big City and If Its Glittering – That Shid Ain’t Gold.

Wasn’t NeNe the one who said ‘We gonna set it straight tonight’?  I bet her landlord wishes she’d set it straight.

What A Dumbass Question!!!

Q:  Was lisa from the real housewives of atlanta married to kanye west?

A:  No she was married to Keith Sweat. That’s why it only shows her baby son. Se has others with Keith but they went to court and he got it so that their kids together couldn’t be on the show.

Real Housewives of Atlanta + Playboy = Drama!!!

I ain’t one to gossip so you ain’t heard this from me, but someone had said that Hugh Hefner is thinking about a spread with The Real Housewives of Atlanta for an upcoming Playboy.  It’s not a big surprise that Kim has hopped on and off the Heff Bandwagon a few times this week, but that’s probably just what she’s used to!

The 30-year-old reality TV star had told Paper magazine that she had been working on shooting a cover of Playboy, “adding I guess 30 ain’t that bad.”  However, the New York Daily News reports, a source denied the claim saying she’’s not scheduled to appear in Playboy at this time.  (Read More)

Is anyone else having a throwback to Fleetwood Mac’s “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies“?  She didn’t have cancer, work with Dallas Austin, and if she’s 30 then I’m 22.  What is real about the girl besides her desperate attempt to saturate in the sublime light she’s received?

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Top Chef – The Game

I wish someone would give this to me for Christmas this year.  However, I don’t mean that in the sense that this phrase is generally used.  If I ever unwrapped this piece of junk then there would be no need for additional entertainment because there would suddenly be an outburst of the lovechild from Flipping Out & The Real Housewives of ATL.   

Only $19.95 and both the game’s concept and the picture of Tom Colicchio just make me want to garnish my holiday eats with a big D-Bag!

Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Last Supper

Are people getting tired of this group yet? I mean, does anyone just want to say, “Shut your fucking mouth, you’re rich with tons of time on your hands?” Maybe that’s just me. And they all say it’s “high school” but then all keep being “high school.” With the exception of the actual two women doing stuff, Lisa and DeShawn, they’re all kind of trivial.

Well, anyway, the Real Housewives of Atlanta had a final dinner last night and it was tension-as-usual. I almost can’t wait for this to be over because my heart can’t take anymore fighting but I can’t turn away – like a moth to a flame baby.

Song Dedicated To Kim, From NeNe (Real Housewives ATL)

Real Housewives Of Atlanta – Reunion

Please don’t fret because another short mini-season of entertainment is almost over.  The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Finale is already set to record on my DVR but did you know the Housewives Reunion Special is still something we can set our hopes upon? 

November 25, 2008 – Watch What Happens

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Best Quotes:  “I’m not the one to lie on…”

“If you touch me I will wear that wig off your head.  We gonna set it straight today!”

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